it.
âKuchinski.â
âMelissa. My department chair just dropped something on my desk that I think you might want to see. My last class today ends at ten to four. If you get a chance to stop by a little after that, Iâll be happy to show it to you.â
âIâll make time. What is it?â
âA proposed presentation for a symposium on domestic violence that Veronica Gephardtâs organization is sponsoring. The title of the presentation is
The Banalization of Spousal Battery in American Popular Culture, 1930 to 1980
. Ms. Gephardt apparently isnât altogether comfortable with it, so she asked the universityâs English Department to vet it. Iâm the designated pop culture deconstructionist and stuff flows downhill, so Iâm sitting here with it.â
ââSpousal battery/popular culture.â You mean like Ralph Kramden saying âto the moon, Aliceâ in every episode of
The Honeymooners
and Ricky turning Lucy over his knee in
I Love Lucy
and John Wayne swatting Maureen OâHara in
McLintock
?â
âGood examples, but it goes way beyond that. It shows up in comic books and paperbacks and even print advertising for mainstream products.â
âThe golden age of wife beating,â Kuchinski commented.
âThatâs the thing. At least in popular fiction, it went both ways. Thatâs one of the problems Gephardt has with it. Some of the examples in this presentation get in the way of the doctrine that men have a monopoly on spouse abuse. Edward Everett Hortonâs wife gives him a shiner in
Top Hat
because she thinks heâs been flirting with another woman. Lois Lane throws dishes and rolling pins at Superman in their fantasy marriage. What made me think of you is a running gag in a âfifties sit-com called
The Peopleâs Choice
. Every time the second banana causes a problem with some kind of kitschy shenanigans, his wife bangs him on the head with a skillet. This is invariably accompanied by a comical â CLANG! â sound effect and titters from the laugh track.â
âIâll bet if I listen closely enough Iâll also hear âlack of intentâ in the background. Youâre saying that a couple the Lindstromsâ age could easily have the idea that a husbandly or wifely smack now and then isnât all that big a deal.â
âI have no idea what a jury will think,â Melissa said, âbut I thought you might want to take a look at it.â
âYou have provoked my interest, Professor Pennyworth.â Kuchinski paused artfully for three carefully timed beats before he continued. âBy the way, has your brother Frank called back yet?â
âNo, he hasnât. Are you actually going to try to juggle two Lindstrom cases at the same time?â
âI donât have any choice, because they just became the same case.â Kuchinski briefly explained Harald Lindstromâs connection to the criminal charge Lena was facing.
âIâll email Frank and tell him that weâll call him together when you stop by this afternoon.â
âMuch appreciated.â Kuchinski smiled broadly as he ended the call, and not because he saw a sign promising a Culvers Restaurant at an exit two miles ahead, with the prospect of a double bacon cheeseburger and a chocolate malt. Well, not only because of that.
***
âThanks for the early lunch,â Ole told Rep forty-five minutes later as they strolled back into the office suite that Rep now shared with Kuchinski. âBut Lena said Walt was going to buy my noon meal.â
âYouâre a witness in her case. This way, if the prosecutor asks you whether Walt gave you anything in exchange for your testimony you can say, âNo, he didnât even buy me lunch.ââ
âFair enough.â
âIâm guessing Walt will be back within twenty minutes.â Rep glanced at his watch.
âTen,â