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exactly the same in the dress as she had two weeks earlier: gorgeous. Nightmare? WTF? You look like a Disney princess, only hotter .
    I look like a wildebeest. You know it, I know it, and soon everyone who watches E will know it!
    Stop! This is Proenza we are talking about. They don’t do wildebeests.
    Well then they fucked up this time b/c I am huge. I can’t wear this. I won’t.
    Okay, I hear you , Emily typed, although apparently she said this out loud, because one of the women sitting next to her turned and said, “Excuse me?”
    Emily looked up. “What? Oh, sorry, not you. I’m not hearing you.”
    The woman turned back to her friend, only now Emily couldn’t help listening. She sneaked sideways glances as both women pulled out their phones and opened their calendar apps.
    â€œSo, yeah, it would be great to get them together. I can’t believe it took until first grade to get them in the same class! Elodie can do Wednesdays. Does that work?”
    â€œNo, Wednesdays aren’t great. India has fencing. How are Mondays?”
    â€œMmm, Mondays are tough. I have to drop my older two at swim, get back to the school to pick Elodie up from violin, and then take allthree of them to this healthy-cooking class they’re taking together. What about next week?”
    The woman shook her head. “We’re in Deer Valley next week. I know, I know, I shouldn’t be pulling them all out of school right after Christmas break, but Silas is insistent. I was, like, ‘But, honey, we’re going to Vail over Presidents’ Week. Can’t we go somewhere warm ?’ ”
    Her friend nodded. “I hear you. Patrick is the exact same way. I had to fight tooth and nail for Turks in February. The only place he wanted to go was Tahoe. I was like, ‘Enough Tahoe! You are not eighteen anymore. It can’t just be all about your boarding! The kids need to swim outside at some point this winter.’ ”
    The ping of an incoming email was the only thing that dragged Emily back to reality. She clicked open the email from Kim Kelly and began to read.
    Camilla,
    I tried again, exactly like you said, and I CANNOT work with her anymore. I love Emily, you know that. She’s done great things for me over the last decade, but she’s lost her edge. I don’t know how anyone with eyes could think I look good in this total fucking nightmare of a dress. And now she says I have to find something RTW because there’s not enough time?????? RTW to the SAG Awards, are you fucking kidding me? I’ve been hearing great things about Olivia Belle. Can you get in touch with her and see what her availability is for the next 24 hours? And please write to Emily and let her down easy. I like her, I really do, but it’s time for me to move on. Fire her nicely, please. Xx KK
    Without even realizing it, Emily was blinking at the screen and then rubbing her eyes. Camilla was Kim Kelly’s manager, and it couldn’t be more obvious what had just happened. It took only a split second to decide whether she should wait for Camilla’s email or write directly to Kim.
    Kim,
    While it’s obvious you didn’t have the nerve to fire me yourself, I don’t happen to suffer from the same condition. So I will gladly tell you straight to your face that the problem isn’t the dress or the designer or me. It’s you. Namely, your raging eating disorder that allows you to think that at 104 pounds and a size two, you look like a wildebeest. I hope you get help before it’s too late. I’m sure Olivia Belle will be the *perfect* fit for you.
    Sincerely,
    Emily Charlton
    She punched “send” without rereading it. Good riddance , she thought. But then the deflation. The dread. Another client lost to Olivia Belle. Another humiliating and high-profile firing. Another step closer to having to shutter her business altogether. She fired off a quick,