Free The Big Cat Nap by Rita Mae Brown Page B

big “U,” wrapped her upper body around the branch, dropped her tail, and climbed up on the branch. She now lay flat out, quite an impressive sight.
    Pewter, dead to the world, heard nothing. Tucker also was out cold. They’d chased birds, butterflies, and even a big groundhog, until they’d worn themselves out. Mrs. Murphy, who’d been prowling the barn, was less tired and awoke when she heard her human’s footsteps. She roused herself, stretched, trotted to the barn, and ducked into the tack room as she heard Harry on the phone.
    “Yeah, I know.” Harry sat down in the director’s chair. “Just sprayed oil all over the place. It’s hydraulic fluid.” A long pause followed. “Yes, you did tell me the whole gearbox and hoses needed a complete overhaul. You also told me it would cost ten thousand dollars.” Another long pause followed. “Let me talk to my husband. I’ll get back to you by tomorrow.”
    “Mom, don’t fret. Take a deep breath.”
The tiger cat rubbed against Harry’s leg; the hay dust covering the thin old denim now dotted the cat’s coat, as well.
    Harry reached down to rub Mrs. Murphy’s head. “I knew this would happen sooner or later, but I thought I could get the first cuttingdone. The hay is perfect, just perfect. Dammit. Dammit to hell.” She dialed Fair’s cell number. “Honey.”
    “Hey, beautiful. What’s wrong?” He recognized the distress in his wife’s voice. “I thought this was a great day.”
    “Well, it was. But the gearbox is shot in the John Deere. The dealer told me it would take ten thousand dollars to replace it, plus I have to replace all the hoses. Dammit, Fair. They did say, however, they could pick up the tractor Friday, May twenty-fifth. That’s a miracle.”
    “Yeah.”
    Friday was day after tomorrow.
    “We can’t afford ten thousand dollars.”
    A deep sigh, then Fair said, “Let me go to the bank.”
    “Honey, they aren’t making loans. If they do, it’s big ones. It’s just as much work to make a small one as a big one. We’re screwed.”
    “Who told you about the loans?”
    “Big Mim, at Little Mim’s baby shower last night. We had a little bit of time together.”
    “If anyone would know, she would. God knows, the woman owns enough bank stock. Look, don’t get het up.” He used the old Virginia term for “hot.” “Give me a little time to think.”
    She calmed down. “I don’t know why I let stuff like this get to me. This really has been a day of good news.”
    “Oh, babydoll, some days are just like that: a roller coaster.”
    She smiled. “You’re right. Okay, honey, I’ll wait until you get home.” She hung up the phone, looked down at her friend. “I don’t know why he puts up with me.”
    “Because you put up with him.”
The cat laughed.
“And he loves you. We all love you.”
    With that, the cat leapt onto Harry’s lap.
    Harry picked up the phone, dialing Franny Howard. “Hey, I know you’re at work. I won’t keep you.”
    “Business is good right now. I’m happy, except for the theft, of course. Victor Gatzembizi came by to tell me he’d be on the lookout if any expensive tires showed up in his shops. Given what he’s going through, that was nice.”
    “Any leads?”
    “No, but Coop said it would take a while. She had to check on other thefts to see what merchandise was taken and if the M.O. was similar. She said there’s just a huge black market.”
    “Who would have thought about a black market for expensive tires?” Harry changed the subject. “Well, I called to tell you I sailed through my checkup. Thank you for keeping after me about my mammograms at our support group. I really am grateful.”
    “Oh, Harry, we girls have to stick together on this one. I’ve passed my five-year mark, but I take nothing for granted. You look wonderful.”
    “Thanks. Need anything? My asparagus is up. Lettuce, too. All the early plantings.”
    “I’ll take whatever you’ve got.” Franny’s voice was