balance. “You‟re going to go back and play after getting hurt
last night?” He didn‟t sound incredulous or even questioning. More like
he wanted to be sure he understood correctly.
Ty shook his head and blinked rapidly, then focused on Zane and
nodded as he steadied himself. “I‟m not hurt bad.”
“I remember hearing the words „cracked rib‟.”
“They‟ll just stick me in right field or something.”
“Your throwing hand is injured.”
“So I‟ll use a leftie,” Ty tossed back.
Zane dipped his chin to try to catch Ty‟s eyes. “It‟s not the being
hurt I‟m worried about.”
“What?”
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“You‟re a little shaky,” Zane pointed out. “Even for right field.”
He straightened and let his hands slide from Ty‟s arms. “But if you
want to go, I‟ll take you over there.”
Ty had to agree he probably wasn‟t in any shape to drive just
then, but a few minutes of moving around and being awake would help.
He wasn‟t sure a softball game was really Zane‟s scene. He knew the
skepticism was obvious in his eyes even as he nodded. “The games last
a few hours.”
“I do like to watch sports, Ty.” Then Zane winked and gave a
slight smile. “Especially the uniform pants.”
Ty rolled his eyes and pointed at Zane as he moved toward the
bedroom door. “No ogling in front of co-workers,” he warned. He
turned and grimaced as his entire body protested. He groaned and
leaned against the doorjamb, hanging his head for a moment. “Christ,
I‟m sore,” he muttered.
“If you take the Vicodin, you‟ll be seriously looped,” Zane said
helpfully.
Ty winced and looked down at his finger, his other hand settling
on his sore ribs.
“Ty, look at me,” Zane requested.
Ty looked up at him obediently, unable to wipe the frown off his
face.
“If you‟re hurting, take the pills. You don‟t stress over drinking
beer in front of me anymore. Why stress over this?” He was using
logic, and he didn‟t sound upset.
“Are you sure?” Ty asked anyway. He didn‟t feel right waving
prescription drugs in Zane‟s face. “Maybe I can just sit the game out.
It‟s not like the world will end if I don‟t play or anything.”
“Like that‟ll happen.” Zane shook his head as he chuckled. He
snagged a pair of jeans that lay folded on the dresser and walked over
to stand in front of him. They were Ty‟s favorite pair, stolen from their
last UC operation. They would fit Zane okay; his two to three inches of
extra height were mostly in the torso anyway. After a smile, he leaned
down to kiss the corner of Ty‟s mouth. “Thank you. For caring enough
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to worry about it. Now go take the damn pill. Or half of it. A whole
will put you back on your ass. They‟re on the bathroom counter.”
Ty muttered as he turned and headed for the bathroom. If he took
a half now and another half in a few hours, that would get him through
the game, and then he‟d have the rest of the day to sleep it off before
work Monday morning. If he didn‟t take them, he might be able to gut
out the game, but his bruised ribcage was already screaming just from
rolling out of bed.
He stood looking at the little packet indecisively for a long
moment before reaching for the pills and pouring them out into his
hand. He plucked one from the pile, scooped the rest back up in the
packet, and then pulled at the pill to try to break it in half. He cursed
when he couldn‟t get the thing to snap in two like it was supposed to,
and he pulled out another one and tried to snap it instead.
After trying each of the pills and failing to snap any of them on
the line, he growled quietly and cursed. His fingers weren‟t working
like they were supposed to.
Instead of asking Zane to deal with it, he popped a whole pill into
his mouth and swallowed with a wince at the bitter taste. One every six
hours was the same as a half every three,
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