Free The Barter System by Shayne McClendon

her propped in the doorway.  “Sean, why not just let him meet me and
he’ll stop calling you.”  She found the whole thing very funny…especially when
Mark resorted to whining. 
     
    Sean’s response was,
“Me…only younger.  I don’t fucking think so.” 
     
    Alyssa showed up with
purchase orders for him to approve and Riya got to see her up close.  Very
pretty and obviously intelligent when Sean introduced them and she held her
own. 
    Riya invited her to join
them for lunch.  She looked like a deer in the headlights but when Sean
insisted, she sat with them.  Riya spent a couple of hours asking her about
herself and making sure she understood Riya wasn’t with Sean romantically. 
     
    What their relationship was
exactly seemed to confuse her but she looked more confident by the time Riya
showed her to the door.  Just before she closed it she whispered, “Alyssa, he
won’t go after you.  He thinks he’s too old for you.”  Alyssa’s utter disbelief
made her smile, “I know, right?  I’ll be gone in a couple of days so see what
you can come up with to seduce his stubborn ass.” 
     
    The other woman looked
shocked and uncertain.  Riya waved and told her it had been so nice to meet her
before closing the door.
     
    Sean gave Riya time to
work.  The first three sections of her dissertation were laid out in rough
draft and the information was solid. 
     
    She sat cross-legged on the
bed late one night to do the second survey with him.  He did his best to pay
attention, but couldn’t keep his hands to himself. 
     
    She slipped reading glasses
on her nose, causing him to tell her about all kinds of naughty fantasies about
librarians who had to put books away on the bottom shelf.  She told him she’d
be game to play if he’d pay attention.  He went still and was perfectly behaved
so she could begin:
     
    SURVEY TWO
    Subject Name:  Sean
               
    What is the most common phrase you use
for intercourse?
    "Doing it" - just kidding. 
I'd like to be noble and say "making love" but “fucking” is more
common for me.          
     
    What is the primary trait that attracts
you to a member of the opposite sex?  
    The way women carry themselves.  I like
confidence and grace, it implies great sex.  Sometimes I’m wrong, but not
usually.
               
    When was your first sexual encounter?  
    I was fourteen and my little brother's
babysitter seduced me in the garage when I got back from football practice. 
               
    Do you remember details of that
encounter?  
    Oh yeah, I was stripping off my gear to
throw in the wash, I smelled like hell.  She completely took charge, a couple
years older.  Went down on me while I leaned against the dryer then waited
until I could go again and had me fuck her doggy-style.  I was in heaven.
     
    Have you ever had contact with your
first sexual partner after the first time?  
    Yeah, but it wasn’t the same.  Once I
knew what I was doing, I wanted to do it with lots of girls, not just one.  She
wasn’t offended, just had to satisfy her curiosity about me, I guess.  
               
    How often do you masturbate?  
    Depends on stress levels and if I have a
girlfriend.  If the first is high and there isn't a second, I typically jerk
off once a day to take the edge off.      
               
    Do you have a scenario to facilitate
masturbation?  
    Used to be my first time, that girl in
her cutoffs and ponytail.  Now it’s watching a beautiful naked woman suck my
cock on my boat in the middle of the ocean.  
               
    Have you ever engaged in sex with a
person you didn’t know?  
    Sorry to say, yes.  More times than I’m
proud to admit.         
     
    Where is the most unusual place you've
had sex?  
    That would still have to be the garage
of my parent's house up against the Maytag.  Elevators and limos are fun, but
not