Deimos. âHey, can I go out to do some action hero stuff? Maybe someone is drowning in the surf or something.â His eyes brightened. âOr maybe he isnât drowning. Maybe heâs being attacked by a great white.â
Sparkle narrowed her eyes to annoyed slits as she glared at her Vin Diesel knockoff. âItâs March. Itâs chilly. Itâs raining. I donât think anyoneâs frolicking in the surf today.â
The next time she agreed to mentor a cosmic troublemaker newbie, sheâd lay a five-page questionnaire on him. And every question would have the word sex in it.
Look at him. Six feet plus of massive muscle and he was still . . . âAre you still a virgin?â
âYeah.â Red crept up his neck. âLook, Iâm too busy learning to be an action hero to bother with that stuff.â
Okay, now she was royally ticked. â That stuff is what Iâm all about. And since Iâm mentoring you, you need to be about that stuff, too.â
âIâve only been in existence five years. I need more time toââ
She was losing it. If he wasnât careful, sheâd break the heels of her favorite Jimmy Choo stilettos over his hard head, and then sheâd really be pissed.
âYou look like Vin Diesel and youâre . . . still . . . a . . . virgin . Youâre a damned minion of the Queen Of All Things Sexual, and youâve . . . never . . . had . . . sex . Does anyone else think thatâs strange, hmm?â Sparkle hadnât a clue why steam wasnât coming out of her ears. âGo somewhere and have sex, sex, sex, sex, sex!â Watching the red creep farther and farther over his shaved head every time she said the word âsexâ gave her a little satisfaction.
Oh, hell. What was the use? Sheâd made him watch videos, read books, and even go to a lecture given by a former madam who knew her stuff. Results? Nothing.
âSo what should I do now?â He was edging toward the front door.
âI donât know. Go separate the M&Mâs into piles according to color. I donât give a damn.â
She knew he sensed freedom as he eased the door open, and she purposely waited for the moment when he thought heâd escaped.
âWhoa, big guy. A little later I want you to drop by Kimâs room and check on the plants.â She smiled, her good humor restored by his disgusted groan. âAnd while youâre there you can explain to Kim how she can keep the plants healthy.â
His grumbles were cut off as he slammed the door behind him. She studied the door, her thoughts on Deimos. He wasnât cut out for the job of spreading sexual chaos. Heâd never follow in her footsteps. But she kind of liked him. The way sheâd like a big, clumsy puppy. Not something sheâd ever admit to anyone, least of all Deimos. She couldnât send him away in disgrace. Sparkle shrugged. Sheâd worry about what to do with Deimos later.
Suddenly the front door was flung open as if punched by a giant fist. Wind whistled, lightning flashed, and a clap of thunder shook the store.
Sparkle ran around to the front of the counter just as a large black cat stalked through the open door. It leaped onto the counter and stared at her from brilliant amber eyes.
She felt the warm glow of joy that only one being in the universe could make her feel. âMede.â
The catâs eyes gleamed with evil laughter. âYour big bad lover boy is in the house, babe. Whereâs the fridge?â
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âIâm going to my room, suck on lemon drops until Iâm permanently puckered, and then I want us to meet for dinner so you can explain to me what you are and whatâs going on around here.â Kim sounded quietly desperate. âIâd say come to my room right now, but I need a few hours to scream, pound my head against the wall, and come to terms with Foâs new status as detector of all things