ear against the door, Carly listened closely, heart thumping in her ears, adrenaline surging through her at the speed of light. She heard the sound of the doorknob twisting and looked down. Just as she took a step backward, the door swung open and thumped her hard against the floor, sending her and the iron sprawling.
A loud crackling noise scattered against the floor, and Carly prayed if those were bones breaking, they didnât belong to her. With a groan, she looked over to see the iron had splayed a couple of broken pieces across the floor. The cord was in a tangle near her feet, but her bones were still intact, so that was good. Moving her neck just right, Carly got a full view of the frightening intruder.
She wished she hadnât.
There stood Magnolia, gray hair fanned across her shoulders, her face so slicked up with grease Carly wanted her nowhere near anything flammable.
âCouldnât you sleep, dear?â Magnolia asked.
âMagnoliaââ She started to ask Magnolia what she was doing, but Carly couldnât get past the shine. âWhatâs on your face?â
The old woman reached for her cheeks as though she couldnât remember. She chuckled. âOh, this is my facial cream. Olive oil.â
âOlive oil? You wear olive oil on your face?â
âOh yes. Didnât you know? Itâs one of the best kept secrets of the stars.â
âI can see why,â Carly grumbled.
âWhat, dear?â
âI said, âOh my.ââ
Magnolia reached down to help Carly stand up. âAre you all right?â
âIâm fine.â No thanks to you. Carly brushed herself off. âDo you want to tell me what you were doing down here?â
Guilt flashed over Magnoliaâs face like a neon sign. She swallowed and looked down, scraping the floor with her toe. âI was practicing,â she whispered.
Carly had to bend toward herâwhich hurt her considerablyâto catch it. âPracticing? What?â Were they really having this conversation in the middle of the night?
Magnolia mumbled something that sounded like thumbs .
âThumbs? You were practicing thumbs?â That was the last time Carly would eat something spicy before bed.
Magnolia looked up. âDrums. I was practicing drums.â
Father, this woman is driving me to sugar. You promise not to give us more than we can bear, but do you realize just how dangerously close we are on this one? I lose my best friend, suffer through breast cancer, my husband walks out on me, my dad dies. Then this woman comes into my home, takes over my kitchen, forces me to eat charred vegetables, and now she tells me she plays the drums?
Lord? We need to talk.
five
âWhat happened to you?â Scott asked when Carly hobbled into the office.
âI had a run-in with Ringo,â she said bitterly.
âIâm afraid to ask what that means.â
Her purse plopped onto the desk with a thump. âMagnolia plays the drums, did you know that?â
It was a rare moment when something surprised Scott, but right now, it was happening. And Carly rather enjoyed it. She explained what had happened in the middle of the nightâthe heart pounding, the fall, the ugly threats of eating sugar.
He shook his head. âShe seems more a flute and piccolo gal to me. On the other hand, I have seen her drum side.â
âIâm just too beatâpardon the punâto think about that.â She cracked open a pistachio. âSo, do you think thereâs anything to that midlife crisis thing?â
âI donât know,â Scott said, staring at his computer screen. He looked up at her. âAre you telling me chocolate is your crisis?â
âWork with me here. This is not about chocolate. This is about midlife. My brother hasnât been himself for quite some time, and I just wondered if heâs maybe going through a midlife crisis or something. You ever have anything