the way from Oklahoma City.â
âJust to see Kazoo?â I asked.
âAnd the rest of FunJungle, of course,â the man said. âBut Kazoo was the kicker. Itâs our honeymoon!â
âWow,â I said. âCongratulations.â
âThanks!â the bride chirped. âWe really wanted to go to Australia to see wild koalas, but the plane tickets there are crazy expensive. And then FunJungle got Kazoo and started offering all these deals . . .â
âWeâre staying at the FunJungle Caribbean Resort for half price,â the husband told me. âItâs just like being in the real Caribbean, only closer!â
That was actually the promotional line from the resortâs commercials.
âIt just seemed like fate,â the bride told me. âSo we drove down right after our wedding. We only got here last night. The resort even gave us a free bottle of champagne onaccount of our just getting hitched. And now weâre about to see Kazoo. Our first real koala! Iâm so excited!â
I didnât know what to say. These two amped-up newlyweds were going to be devastated to learn that Kazoo was gone. Their honeymoon would be ruined.
There was a FunJungle employee stationed at the door of the exhibit. His job was to wave people in once there was room for them so that the viewing area didnât get too crowded. He was only a teenager, probably just out of high school, but people still paid attention to him. He waved my class inside.
All the students filed in ahead of me. I cringed reflexively, expecting to hear them scream.
Instead I heard them all gasp with delight.
I entered and gasped myself. Only I was doing it in surprise.
There was a koala in the exhibit.
It was difficult to see, since it was tucked into a crook of one of the eucalyptus trees in the back. And, as usual, it was asleep. I couldnât even see its face, as its head was tucked down between its arms, like a student whoâd fallen asleep at his desk in math class. Its big, fuzzy ears poked out, however, which was enough to trigger squeals of delight from the schoolgirls.
The kids all crowded around the viewing windows,pressing their noses against the glass. âAw nuts, heâs sleeping,â one boy groused, and many other kids echoed his disappointment.
âLetâs wake him!â another boy suggested, and then, despite the PLEASE DO NOT BANG ON GLASS sign posted right over his head, he began to bang on the glass.
Thankfully, a teacher swooped in and grabbed the kidâs wrist after only a few seconds. âRoscoe, if you canât behave yourself, youâll have to wait outside,â she hissed.
âSo what?â Roscoe asked. âThe koalaâs not doing anything anyhow.â
Kazoo hadnât so much as flinched at the sound of his glass being banged on, but that wasnât unusual. A bomb could have gone off in the room and Kazoo probably would have slept through it.
Kristi Sullivan was in her usual spot, perched at the small podium, rattling off facts as though nothing were unusual. âThe baby koala begins its life by consuming only its motherâs milk,â she was saying, âBut after a few months it begins to eat pap, which is actually a special form of the motherâs feces.â
Several of the kids squealed with disgust.
âI know it sounds terrible,â Kristi told them, âbut itâs really a wonderful way for the mother to pass on the microorganisms that will allow her baby to digest eucalyptus leaves.â
I kept my jacket hood up and my back to Kristi so that she wouldnât recognize me. Then I pressed my own nose against the glass, staring at the koala, wondering how he could possibly still be there . . . and if he was, how I could be in trouble for stealing him. I stared at the white tufts of Kazooâs ears, trying to make sense of everything.
And then, suddenly, I realized exactly what was
Tara Brown writing as A.E. Watson