Free Open and Shut by David Rosenfelt Page B

supposed to, but he calls me on it. “What the hell are you laughing at?” he asks.
    “I was thinking that based on the size of your ass, the reason you don't get off it on Saturdays is because crane operators don't work weekends.”
    He looks at me for a few moments, as if deciding whether to kill me. He doesn't have a gun, which means he would have to get that same fat ass out of the chair to get up and strangle me. He seems to decide that it's not worth it.
    “You think insulting me is the way to get information?” he asks.
    “I'm hoping you'll admire my honesty.”
    He shakes his head. “I don't. Besides I'm on a diet. All fish.”
    “Yeah,” I say. Try as I might to conceal it, I'm afraid my skepticism shines through, although he doesn't seem to notice.
    “You ever notice how all fish tastes alike?” he asks. “I think there's really only one kind of fish in the world, but they use different names to scam the public.”
    For the sake of our budding friendship, I think I'll go along with this. “Come to think of it,” I say, “I've never seen a sword-fish and a flounder in a room together.”
    “Of course not,” he says. “Nobody has. That's because they're the same damn fish. I'm telling you, it's a fraud on the public.”
    I nod. “That's probably where they got the saying, ‘There's something fishy going on.’ ”
    “Damn right,” he agrees. Then, “You come here to talk about fish?”
    He knows I haven't, so I get back to Denise. “Is it unusual that Denise wouldn't tell you what story she was researching?” I ask.
    “Unusual, but it wasn't the first time. I gave her a lot of leeway, because I trusted her.”
    “Did she leave any notes?”
    He shakes his head, as the memories come flooding back. “That was the weird part; I couldn't find any. And Denise took notes about everything. I mean, you say ‘good morning’ to her, and she jotted it down. You know the type?”
    I don't, but I nod anyway. “What about Edward Markham?”
    This gets another laugh from Vince, this one a little happier. “Denise brought him to a party. I talked to him for a few minutes, and then I told her he was an arrogant asshole. Boy, did she get pissed.”
    “Why?”
    “He was standing there when I told her.” He starts laughing again, and I join in. I'm starting to think we're buddies, but the next thing I know, he's looking at me like I'm some slime he just got on his shoes.
    “Let me ask you something: Why would you defend the scumbag that killed Denise?”
    I look him right in the mouth. “I don't think I am. I believe that the real killer is running loose.”
    He stares at me for a few moments, and a feeling of impending doom comes over me. Finally, he shakes his head and says, “It's your job to believe that.”
    I shake my head. “No. It's my job to defend him. It's not my job to believe in him.”
    “If you get any real evidence, let me know how I can help. Me and my fat ass can get a lot done if we want to.”
    “Thanks,” I say. “When all this is over, I'll take you out and buy you a tuna.”
    That night I'm at home, literally ankle deep in paperwork. My work style is to sit on the couch, cover the rest of the couch, the coffee table, and the floor in papers, and wade through them. There's a basketball game on the television that serves as background music. The Knicks are playing the Pacers, and I bet on the Knicks minus three. Allan Houston just hit a jump shot. Once in my life I want to hit a backhand down the line like Pete Sampras and shoot a jump shot as smoothly as Allan Houston. The Knicks are up by eleven with a minute to go, my bet is locked, and as my mother used to say, “Money goes to money.”
    The doorbell rings and I yell up for Nicole to get it. She doesn't hear me, so I answer it myself, which is just as well, since Laurie comes in, all excited. The last time she was here, she was a different kind of excited, but that's ancient history.
    She doesn't even say hello, just