face.
âIâm sorry. Were you deep in discussion about this weekâs
90210
? Will Kelly and Brenda fight over a guy
again
? Oh no!â Grant slapped his cheeks with his palms and moved to Kittyâs chair. Of course she curled her legs under to make space for him.
âShut up. Why donât you go find your girlfriend,
Sandy
?â I sneered. âIâm sure sheâs somewhere pining for you. âOh, Grant, I want you sooooooo badly! I want to kiss those soft lips of yours.ââ
âAt least I have someone who likes me. Someone whoâs not flat as a pancake, like you!â He got up and walked toward our house. Thereâs a shortcut through Luellaâs bushes to our back deck, which makes it superconvenient when weâre wet from swimming.
âLoser!â I yelled after him, and he gave me the finger. Iâll have to remember to tell my mom later.
âSandy Parker?â Kitty sat up and turned toward me. Everyone knows Sandy Parker. She makes sure of it. Thereâs also the not-so-minor fact that the whole school saw her making out with Greg Baldwin, who was a senior last year
and
the star of the basketball team. Not that Iâm jealous.
âThe one and only.â
âOh.â Kitty scrunched her face up all weird. âWhatâs Grant got to do with her?â
âHe ran into her at her dadâs hardware store. I guess she was there helping him or something. Then I overheard Grant telling Sam that Sandy told him to call her, so now I use it against him whenever heâs annoying me.â
âThatâs mature.â Kitty tugged at her T-shirt. She wonât take it off, even when itâs just the two of us. Itâs not like sheâs fat or anything. Fine, maybe she could stand to lose, like, five pounds, but she totally sells herself short. If sheâd just let me give her a little makeover, she could look really amazing. âDo you think he will?â
âWill what?â
âCall her.â
âI donât know. Who cares?â I rolled over onto my stomach to tan my back. âCan you rub some oil on me?â
âObviously, I donât
care
. I just donât really see Grant liking Sandy Parker. Sheâs so . . .â Kitty smeared the oil from my shoulders down to the bottom of my legs.
âLame?â I extended my arms along either side of my body. Itâs so much more comfortable to fold them under your head, but then theyâre all white on the underside. Consistent tanning is really an art.
âWell, yeah, sheâs definitely lame.â Kitty was suddenly all fidgety. âI donât know. She just doesnât seem like Grantâs type.â
âHow would you know?â
âI wouldnât.â She wiped her hands on her T-shirt. âThis stuff is disgusting.â
âWhat has he told you?â Sometimes Kitty and Grant talk when Iâm not around. And here I thought it was all boring stuff. âYou better tell me, Kitty Hill. Heâs my brother. I want to know everything heâs said to you about girls. Full. Blown. Details. But leave out anything gross.â
âHe hasnât said anything. I swear.â She pulled her heavy black hair off her neck to reveal thick beads of perspiration being absorbed by the collar of her T-shirt.
âYou better not be lying to me!â
âIâm not. Can we please drop it?â She let go of her hair. âDo you have an extra ponytail holder? Itâs a million degrees out here.â
I took the elastic band out of my hair and handed it to her. âFine. Sandyâs not worth it anyway.â Kittyâs so strange when it comes to boys. Not that Grant is a boy. Well, not in
that
way. Itâs like sheâs scared of them. She hasnât even had her first kiss yet. âSandy will probably peak in high school and then end up stuck in Manchester for the rest of her life, working at