jazz guyâexcept I had been introduced to opera by Kirsten Sager Whitson, the very lovely, very wealthy woman who dumped me just before I met Nina, and somehow it seemed appropriate.
The opera was filled with heartache. It was all about Tosca, a beautiful singer who is forced to sacrifice her body and soul to the villainous Baron Scarpia in order to save the life of her boyfriend, Mario, whom the baron has imprisoned. Naturally, everyone dies in the end. Yet while I sipped my coffee and munched my bagel and listened to the incomparable Maria Callas sing the hell out of the lead, I had to wonderâwhen did I become Baron Scarpia?
Stalking Nina, lurking outside her home, contemplating the murder of her boyfriend even in jestâare you kidding me? I donât do things like that. Iâm a good guy. Even the people who hate my guts would have to admit Iâm a good guy, and where I come from, being a good guy isnât just a compliment. Itâs a responsibility. Youâre expected to step up. Youâre expected to take care of business. Youâre expected to
behave
like a man who can be trusted at all times.
I still had high hopes that I could win Nina back. After all, Iâm rich, Iâm good-looking, I can cookâIâm a helluva catch. Yet if I couldnât, certainly she must know she could trust me to take it like a man, like a good guy. Otherwise, I had no business dating in the first place.
I toasted Nina with my coffee cup at just about the moment in the opera when Tosca jumps off a parapet after first vowing to meet her tormentor in hell.
âHereâs to you, sweetie,â I said.
Then I went to work.
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My PC was located in what my father used to call the âfamily roomââone of the few rooms in my house that was actually furnishedâwhere I also kept my CD player and CD collection, my books, my DVDs, and my big-screen plasma TV. I was using the PC to surf databases, gathering background information on both Merodie Davies and Priscilla St. Ana of Woodbury, Minnesota. It wasnât difficult. Nor did the social scans trouble my conscience.
The right-to-privacy zealots who fight tooth and nail to keep our deepest darkest secrets from prying eyes donât get it. It has always been possible for someone to learn an individualâs employment, medical, and credit history, as well as the schools heâs attended, the addresses heâs lived at, his criminal record, whether or not heâs married, whatever. It merely demanded more effort. An investigator was required to actually visit the sites where records were stored and physically sift through mountains of paper to find the information he needed.
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Now he can accomplish the task with just a few strategic cursor movements and keystrokes. The government is even helping us. County Web sites list citizensâ property tax information. The Department of Motor Vehicles will happily reveal a driverâs record for a mere nine dollars and fifty cents. The Minnesota Court Information System allows anyone with a PC to immediately access all orders, judgments, and appellate decisions. If you want filings by private parties that arenât generated by the courts, or charging documents such as criminal complaints, youâre welcome to use the public access terminals available at the courthouse.
The depth and breadth of data available never ceases to amaze me. So much of it is tied to the nine-digit number the government assigns to each American shortly after birth. Yet even without a Social Security number, I can easily zero in on a target, trapping him in a snare of computer printouts. Itâs just a matter of knowing where and how to lookand I know. I had been taught by a South Korean computer genius named Kim. Her massive tip sheet made the task easierâI had it laminatedâalong with other helpful hints on what to look for and how. Yet even without them, I was pretty adept at