what did u say?
mad maddie:
i said, âjana, jana, jana ⦠must we have such a potty mouth? Boo Boo Bear would NOT approve!â
SnowAngel:
*claps hands in delight* for real?!
mad maddie:
no. i just looked at her like *yr such a dumbshit.* it wasnât worth the trouble of a reply.
SnowAngel:
damn! i mean, DARN. (sorry, Boo Boo Bear!)
mad maddie:
itâs too bad, really, that after my extremely impressive âlying liarsâ display, thatâs all she could come up with.
SnowAngel:
um â¦
mad maddie:
yesss? you have a comment you would like to make?
SnowAngel:
just that it couldnât have been all she could come up with
mad maddie:
what r u saying?
SnowAngel:
that one little remark, it couldnât have been the âplanâ mary kate overheard her talking about. cuz if it was, then sheâs ⦠i dunno. feeble.
mad maddie:
vincent said sheâs going thru some tough shitânot that i care. maybe itâs affected her brain.
SnowAngel:
donât tell me thatâthen i have to feel sorry for her!
SnowAngel:
what kind of tough shit?
mad maddie:
i dunno, just that it has to do with her stepmonster. blah blah blah.
mad maddie:
and DONâT feel sorry for her. god. if you need to feel sorry for someone, feel sorry for ME. iâm the one she called a slut!
SnowAngel:
poor old madikins!
mad maddie:
and poor old angela-kins. she basically called you a slut 2, or have you forgotten? she just tricked everyone into blaming it on zoe.
SnowAngel:
point taken
SnowAngel:
just watch your back, k? betcha a million dollars sheâs up to something more.
mad maddie:
pah, sheâs feeble.
Sun, Feb 19, 10:09 PM E . S . T .
zoegirl:
well, i did it. i took my very 1st pill.
mad maddie:
nice work. have you told doug?
zoegirl:
i decided i want to take them for at least a week and THEN tell him. that way i can be, âoh, and btw, iâm on the pill now.â you know, very blasé.
zoegirl:
itâs strange, i feel sometimes like i *need* to beblasé with himâbut only when iâm not with him. when iâm actually with him, i *canât* be blasé. does that make sense?
mad maddie:
no
zoegirl:
i know, it doesnât to me either!
zoegirl:
itâs like iâm being sucked into him. at times i feel this need to resist, but then i get near him and i think, âomg, i would die without him.â as in literally die.
zoegirl:
i know it sounds crazy.
mad maddie:
you shouldnât let him control you that much, zo.
zoegirl:
he doesnât *control* me. i just love him.
mad maddie:
uh huh, same difference. jk.
mad maddie:
hey, i found the most awesome webseriesâyouâve gotta check it out. itâs by this chick named amy winfrey who makes animated cartoons. thereâs muffin films, making fiends, and big bunny.
zoegirl:
uh ⦠ok. do you not wanna talk about doug anymore?
mad maddie:
big bunnyâs my fave. itâs about 3 kids who go into the forest even tho theyâre not supposed to, and they meet this humongous bunny who says things like, âdo not run, tasty children!â
mad maddie:
they ask the bunny if heâs seen their dog, and he says, ânoooo, i have seen no fluffy crunchy doggies around here. maybe the yummy puppy has gone home!â
zoegirl:
huh
mad maddie:
thereâs a theme song and everything. go to big-bunny.com .
zoegirl:
um, ok, when i get a chance.
Mon, Feb 20, 5:55 PM E . S . T .
mad maddie:
angela, yr on my bad list!
SnowAngel:
i am? why?
mad maddie:
and i quote: âTonight your true love will realize how much they love you between 1 and 4 in the morning. Tomorrow the shock of your life will occur if you break the chain, and you will have bad luck for 10 years if you donât pass this on to 15 people.â
SnowAngel:
uh oh *takes big tiptoe steps backward*
mad maddie:
you know who itâs from, donât you?
SnowAngel:
er ⦠glendy?
mad maddie:
YES, glendy! aaargh!
SnowAngel:
can i help it if she likes
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