L8r, G8r

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what did u say?
mad maddie:
i said, “jana, jana, jana … must we have such a potty mouth? Boo Boo Bear would NOT approve!”
SnowAngel:
*claps hands in delight* for real?!
mad maddie:
no. i just looked at her like *yr such a dumbshit.* it wasn’t worth the trouble of a reply.
SnowAngel:
damn! i mean, DARN. (sorry, Boo Boo Bear!)
mad maddie:
it’s too bad, really, that after my extremely impressive “lying liars” display, that’s all she could come up with.
SnowAngel:
um …
mad maddie:
yesss? you have a comment you would like to make?
SnowAngel:
just that it couldn’t have been all she could come up with
mad maddie:
what r u saying?
SnowAngel:
that one little remark, it couldn’t have been the “plan” mary kate overheard her talking about. cuz if it was, then she’s … i dunno. feeble.
mad maddie:
vincent said she’s going thru some tough shit—not that i care. maybe it’s affected her brain.
SnowAngel:
don’t tell me that—then i have to feel sorry for her!
SnowAngel:
what kind of tough shit?
mad maddie:
i dunno, just that it has to do with her stepmonster. blah blah blah.
mad maddie:
and DON’T feel sorry for her. god. if you need to feel sorry for someone, feel sorry for ME. i’m the one she called a slut!
SnowAngel:
poor old madikins!
mad maddie:
and poor old angela-kins. she basically called you a slut 2, or have you forgotten? she just tricked everyone into blaming it on zoe.
SnowAngel:
point taken
SnowAngel:
just watch your back, k? betcha a million dollars she’s up to something more.
mad maddie:
pah, she’s feeble.
    Sun, Feb 19, 10:09 PM E . S . T .
zoegirl:
well, i did it. i took my very 1st pill.
mad maddie:
nice work. have you told doug?
zoegirl:
i decided i want to take them for at least a week and THEN tell him. that way i can be, “oh, and btw, i’m on the pill now.” you know, very blasé.
zoegirl:
it’s strange, i feel sometimes like i *need* to beblasé with him—but only when i’m not with him. when i’m actually with him, i *can’t* be blasé. does that make sense?
mad maddie:
no
zoegirl:
i know, it doesn’t to me either!
zoegirl:
it’s like i’m being sucked into him. at times i feel this need to resist, but then i get near him and i think, “omg, i would die without him.” as in literally die.
zoegirl:
i know it sounds crazy.
mad maddie:
you shouldn’t let him control you that much, zo.
zoegirl:
he doesn’t *control* me. i just love him.
mad maddie:
uh huh, same difference. jk.
mad maddie:
hey, i found the most awesome webseries—you’ve gotta check it out. it’s by this chick named amy winfrey who makes animated cartoons. there’s muffin films, making fiends, and big bunny.
zoegirl:
uh … ok. do you not wanna talk about doug anymore?
mad maddie:
big bunny’s my fave. it’s about 3 kids who go into the forest even tho they’re not supposed to, and they meet this humongous bunny who says things like, “do not run, tasty children!”
mad maddie:
they ask the bunny if he’s seen their dog, and he says, “noooo, i have seen no fluffy crunchy doggies around here. maybe the yummy puppy has gone home!”
zoegirl:
huh
mad maddie:
there’s a theme song and everything. go to big-bunny.com .
zoegirl:
um, ok, when i get a chance.
    Mon, Feb 20, 5:55 PM E . S . T .
mad maddie:
angela, yr on my bad list!
SnowAngel:
i am? why?
mad maddie:
and i quote: “Tonight your true love will realize how much they love you between 1 and 4 in the morning. Tomorrow the shock of your life will occur if you break the chain, and you will have bad luck for 10 years if you don’t pass this on to 15 people.”
SnowAngel:
uh oh *takes big tiptoe steps backward*
mad maddie:
you know who it’s from, don’t you?
SnowAngel:
er … glendy?
mad maddie:
YES, glendy! aaargh!
SnowAngel:
can i help it if she likes

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