Free L8r, G8r by Lauren Myracle

he had only good things to say about you. he thinks yr a good influence, poor guy.
mad maddie:
a good influence, right. that’s why he offered me vicodin.
SnowAngel:
well, we’ll just gloss over that bit.
SnowAngel:
you and vincent r pals, just like me and andre.
mad maddie:
amazing, isn’t it? turns out i AM capable of being pals with a guy and not jumping his bones …
SnowAngel:
a HOT guy at that, who doesn’t happen to be gay.
SnowAngel:
can i ask a question, tho? why is his brother white, when vincent is tan-colored?
mad maddie:
ha! vincent says they get that all the time.
mad maddie:
frank is irish–puerto rican, and vincent is puerto rican–irish
SnowAngel:
???
mad maddie:
their mom is light-skinned, their dad is dark-skinned. i guess each kid came out looking different.
SnowAngel:
oh. ok.
mad maddie:
so did you talk to zoe, find out where she disappeared to?
SnowAngel:
just as we suspected—off with doug.
mad maddie:
doin’ da freak between da sheets?
SnowAngel:
omg, where do u come up with these expressions???
SnowAngel:
ALMOST doin’ da freak b/w da sheets. doug pulled out a condom, and zoe froze up and put an end to things.
mad maddie:
zoe, zoe, zoe
SnowAngel:
it’s only gonna make it harder, you know. once they have sex, it’s only gonna make it harder for them to split up in the fall.
mad maddie:
who says they’re gonna split up?
SnowAngel:
well PHYSICALLY they will, cuz neither of them applied to the same schools. that’s what i mean.
mad maddie:
which in all likelihood means they WILL split up, cuz of the whole long-distance thing. they’ll break up … and then they’ll get together during christmas break … and then they’ll break up again …
SnowAngel:
stop, yr depressing me!
mad maddie:
or who knows? maybe they’ll be the couple who proves everyone wrong.
mad maddie:
holy moly, i’ve gotta piss like a racehorse.
SnowAngel:
oh, now that’s lovely
mad maddie:
it’s a hangover pee. it was worse this morning, and i sooo didn’t wanna crawl out of bed to go to the bathroom.
mad maddie:
i found myself thinking, if only i was wearing a Depends …
SnowAngel:
delete! delete! *erases image of maddie in diaper*
mad maddie:
that would turn ian on, huh?
mad maddie:
peeing now, fyi. la la la.
SnowAngel:
maddie! TMI!
mad maddie:
oh, whatev. everyone pees. i, however, am now pee-free!
mad maddie:
i realized we hadn’t discussed the j-word, and i have a new example of her ridiculosity to share.
SnowAngel:
uh oh, did she put into action her EVIL PLAN? *cues special effects guy for thunder and lightning and a shower of hoppy toads*
mad maddie:
i suppose—altho it was so stupid it just made me laugh.
mad maddie:
me, megan, vincent, and vincent’s bro were standing around talking, right? and vincent and frank were giving megan hell cuz she kept doing that phlegm-clearing thing cuz of her cold.
SnowAngel:
she was doing that all night! it was driving me crazy!
mad maddie:
frank was like, “i know—yr a hooker. THAT’S why yr sick!”
SnowAngel:
huh?
mad maddie:
it was mildly funny at the time. megan said no, she wasn’t a hooker, and frank goes, “ohhhh, then yr a slut!”
SnowAngel:
ok, vincent may be cooler than i thought, but i am SO not impressed with frank. *makes disapproving granny face*
mad maddie:
anywayz, jana had been lurking about during this whole exchange, and when frank said that, she inserted herself into the convo and goes, “WHO’S the slut? WHO’S the slut?”
SnowAngel:
and who WAS the slut?
mad maddie:
me, apparently. isn’t it shocking? didn’t she totally put me in my place?
SnowAngel:
i don’t get it. what have you done that’s slutty recently?
mad maddie:
RECENTLY?!!!
SnowAngel:
lol
mad maddie:
omg, i can’t believe u!
SnowAngel:
sorry sorry sorry, i’m TERRIBLY sorry. *kisses maddie’s unslutty butt repeatedly*
SnowAngel:
so