brotherâs political views?â
âAh, my husband. Didi is a different story completely.â
The baroness flapped one hand at the waiter and told him he had forgotten the brandy. He returned with four snifters. He was sorry. The management was sorry. The Armagnac was on the house. Should he leave the gentlemenâs glasses? The baroness waved him away.
Where were Gabor and Lionel? I finished my cake and brandy. As the baroness rooted around in her purse for more cigarettes, I switched my glass with Lionelâs and drank his brandy too.
When the men came back they seemed disappointed that the baroness and I werenât talking. Had they imagined that any two women will become intimate friends the minute the boys leave the table? Our silence was infectious. Gabor drank his brandy. Lionel picked up his empty glass and looked at me but said nothing.
âWhat now?â the baroness asked. âYouâre the racy young crowd. Wait. I have an idea. Gabor promised to take me to that cross-dressers club. What a perfect conclusion to our day at the Vélodrome!â
âItâs Tuesday,â said Gabor. âThe Chameleon is closed tonight.â
âPity,â the baroness said.
After another long silence I said, âI know about a party.â
â Whose party?â Lionel asked.
None of your business, I thought. After tonight I would never again have to find a way to subtly communicate the fact that the friend I was going to visit was female or homosexual: not a sexual threat. Another boyfriend used to say, âYour loverâs jealousy knows you better than you do.â That statement will not be included in my encyclopedia of misinformation Iâve gotten from men.
âRicardo and Paul,â I said.
Iâd met Ricardo and Paul at the language school where I taught and where theyâd enrolled to improve their French. Ricardo was a medical student from an old Argentinean family. His lover Paul was a Malaysian sculptor whoâd stowed away on a steamer from Singapore. Ricardo was tall, handsome, reserved, Paul an extroverted sprite. They were opposites in every way, but what they shared was a generosity of spirit: Ricardo gave freely of his money and time (already he diagnosed and treated half of Paris for free) while Paul lavished unlimited energy on their parties, and on changing his appearanceâhis hairstyle and outlandish costumesâto amuse their friends.
It was through them that Iâd met the painters and poets whoâd admitted me into their circleâmostly because I was pretty, I knew, but that was how it was. Beauty and money were the only keys with which women could open the door to that locked room. Iâd gone to meet Paul and Ricardo in the Café Voltaire on the night I met Lionel, the night heâd spoken so movingly about Rimbaud. He should never have told meâlaterâthat he only did it for the free drinks.
âYou know this Ricardo?â the baroness asked Gabor.
âSlightly,â Gabor said.
âEveryone goes there,â I said. âSometimes there are costumes. Sometimes Kiki and Man Ray get into a fight.â Why was I talking them into this? Was I showing off? Or did I want to lure the baroness into my territory, where we would see who had more power?
Gabor said, âMy papa is a passionate fan of Kikiâs.â
âEven in Hungary?â said the baroness. âHow marvelous. Do you know her too?â
Gabor said, âIâve seen her at parties. But only with her clothes on.â
The baroness said, âI collect Man Rayâs work. I have from the beginning.â
Watching her, I could see the prospect of fun battling her reluctance to visit a kingdom where she wasnât yet the queen.
I said, âPicasso came to one of their parties, dressed as a toreador.â
âPicasso?â That magic word trumped whatever doubts the baroness might have had.
No bill was presented.