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here at the facility is gaming. We also have 5 food outlets for our customers.
    Again, thank you for considering us, but at this time we are fine. Good luck with your venture.

    1777 N.W. 44th Street • Lincoln City, OR 97367 • (541) 996–5825 • FAX (541) 996–5852 • Toll Free: 1–888-CHINOOK

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    560 N. Moorpark Rd. Apt #236
Thousand Oaks, CA 91360
    Jobs Department
City of Kirkland
CITY PERSONNEL
123 5th Ave
Kirkland, WA 98033–6121
    Dear Jobs Department;
    I am looking for a government position. I have been a judge of cheese for 25 years in the private sector. While I like judging cheeses it is time to look for more. I have judged gouda and muenster and have a class B rating as a Brie magistrate. I WILL NOT judge Monterey Jack. I have judged cheeses in 11 states.
    I also have scrap cheese for sale. Would the government be interested in this? This is 22,000 pounds of scrap Cheddar. (mild) Can be used for sandwiches. Goes good with ham sandwiches.
    Please write and let me know how I may get a government position as a cheese judge. I will relocate to Kirkland which I understand has a large cheese eating population.
    Sincerely,

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    Ted L. Nancy
560 N. Moorpark Rd. #236
Thousand Oaks, CA 91360
    Dear Mr. Nancy:
    We received your letter and appreciate your interest in working for the City of Kirkland. Unfortunately, we don’t have any openings in your area of interest.
    The City of Kirkland has a strong employee wellness program. We have found with the increased interest and desire for a healthy lifestyle, the demand for low-fat cheese has overwhelmed the Kirkland market.
    With the increase in development many local merchants are having problems with rodents. They might have an interest in your scrap cheese. I recommend contacting the Kirkland Chamber of Commerce.
    “Gouda” luck in your job search.
    Sincerely,

    Annette Briggs
Human Resource Analyst

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    TED L. NANCY
1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd #193
Glendale, CA 91201
[email protected]
    Wits Language School
Wits University,
Private Bag X3,
PO Box 2050,
Johannesburg, South Africa
Email: [email protected]
    Apr 28, 2009
    Dear Wits Language School
    I saw your ad on the Internet while i was looking for pouch rash cream. (I feed kangaroos.) I need to learn South African Sign Language fast! I am starting a job in an Indian Casino in Primm and there are Chinook supervisors there who i need to converse with. They are mute & from South Africa. We will talk Mostly about work but some non work conversing. Can you help?
    Is this the same Chinook sign language I think it is? A rapid almost “yelling” language with some blurting?
    My new co-worker went to you online and he learned much. When does school start? Send me info.
    Sincerely,

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    South African Sign Language Courses
Juliet Mabjana
Tue, Jun 2, 2009 at 1:23 AM
    TED L. NANCY < [email protected] >
Tue, Jun 2, 2009 at 9:31 AM
    From: Juliet Mabjana < [email protected] >
Date: Tue, 2 Jun 2009 10:23:34 +0200
Subject: South African Sign Language Courses
To: [email protected]
    Dear Nancy
    Thank you for your enquiry about the SA Sign Language Courses. We offer part time SASL course and you have to attend classes in Johannesburg. We do not offer distance learning or online courses for SASL or any of our courses
    SASL is a visual and manual language using hands, fingers, face and eyes. It does not have any sort of sounds. Since you are in the USA, it is advisable for you to learn American Sign Language because Deaf South Africans will understand the gist of what you are trying to say.
    Regards,
    Juliet Mabjana
    African, Asian and European Languages
Wits Education Campus, Student Union Bldg
    Short Courses Coordinator
St Andrews Road
011 717 3770
Parktown

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    F.D. NANCY
1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd. #193
Glendale, CA