Free All New Letters From a Nut by Alan. Marder Ted L. Nancy

them? I await your response.
    Sincerely,

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    Mr. Ted L. Nancy
560 No. Moorpark Road Apt. #236
Thousand Oaks, CA 91360
    Dear Mr. Nancy:
    I am very interested in your 80 year quest of collecting celebrity shoes. It seems the stories about how you acquired these items may upstage the shoes themselves.
    I have included some photos of my collection along with a current list along with articles written about our famous shoe musuem. Take note of the cases we use to enshrine each individual shoe.
    Please write me or call me collect at 817/731–4961. I would love to talk about our collection and the possibility of acquiring your collection to place in everlasting memory on exhibit.
    Very truly yours,
    LARRY’S SHOES

    Terry L. Hillgartner
Marketing Director

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    1413 1/2 Kenneth Rd. #193
Glendale, CA 91201
    MOIST TOWELETTES MUSEUM
Los Angeles, CA
    Jul 13, 2009
    Dear Moist Towelettes Museum.
    I have a MOIST TOWELETTE from the Civil War. It was given to our family and it’s a wet thing in another thing that you rip. maybe it’s the oldest moist wet wipey thing around. Who knows about these wipey things?
    My neighbor, this Inez woman, who is a direct descendant of Mary Todd Lincoln was left it with a bunch of her personal stuff and she gave me this. She said Mary Todd used it to wipe her face after she ate and to wipe her fingers after shaking hands with soldiers. (and for lemon pie)
    I give it to you if wou want. I always thought it should be in a museum. Or if you want to see a picture? Do you have a museum? Let me know.
    Respect,

    F. D. Nancy

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    F. D. Nancy

14131/2 Kenneth Rd.

#193

Glendale, CA 91201
    7/31/9
    Dear F. D. Nancy
,
    Thank-you for your letter. I do have a museum, most of the examples are online. They are stored safely. I’d love to include your moist towelette in my collection. The prospect is very exciting because it is the oldest! Please let me know how to best get it. Best regards, JB
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“Th E y L AU gh E d A t M E W h E n I SA id EVER yon E W ill E at SU b SA nd W ich E s in th E F uture E VE n th E gi R ls.”
    — THE EARL OF SANDWICH
OCT . 1640

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    560 N. Moorpark Rd. Apt #236
Thousand Oaks, CA 91360
    Administrative Services
CHINOOK WINDS CASINO
1777 NW 44th
Lincoln City, Oregon 91367
    Dear Chinook Winds Casino,
    I want to set up my ham sandwich booth in your mens room. I will sell ham sandwiches in the restroom. People eat ’em up. Why not? Can you think of a better place to sell ham sandwiches. (i can not) Call me Ernesto when we first meet. It’s for me.
    I believe when a man finishes using the restroom he would want a ham sandwich. If it were there. Why not have it there right for him? Huh? It’s an impulse buy that works 40% of the time.
    This sign should be in the Mens Room mirror: Yes! We Have The Potty Melt. Forget about Ernesto. Call me Miguel. I need this.
    When a man comes out of the stall he can buy a ham sandwich from my tiny booth. We have Virginia Ham. Try our sweetbread ham combo. Ask for a number 3. Please DO NOT request pineapple on your ham sandwich. I do not want to mess with this in the bath room.
    Please tell me how i set up my ham sandwich booth in your mens room. I was told your casino was open to new opportunities in your mens rooms.
    Also, can you tell me what office i would contact to request casino credit from Chinook Winds Casino? Thank you.
    Sincerely,

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    Ted L Nancy
560 N Moorpark Rd # 236
Thousand Oaks, CA 91360
    Dear Mr. Nancy,
    Your second request letter was forwarded to my attention. At this time all of our food purchases are made through local representatives in the food industry, such as American Food Services and SYSCO.
    We thank you for your interest, but at this time we are not interested in putting any business in the restrooms. Our main function