activities to do with your lover when you only have moments to spare. Each frisky rendezvous features color illustrations and a star rating system to categorize every quickie, from tame to tantric.
Lovers’ Massage Kit: An Interactive Pleasure Game
By Melanie Linn
Photography by Allan Penn
Written by a massage therapist, this how-to offers 90 erotic massage cards with 30 sex techniques for her, 30 for him, and 30 to do together. Each card is decorated with sensual photographs demonstrating erotic massage techniques. To spice it up further, the kit includes a six-sided die that makes your sexy massage session an exciting game of chance.
The Cookie Sutra: An Ancient Treatise: that Love Shall Never Grow Stale. Nor Crumble.
By Edward Jaye
It’s like this sex positions book, but with COOK-IES! This hilarious take on the Kama Sutra features a delightful gingerbread couple in baker’s dozens of sexual positions—with or without gumdrop buttons.
Sexy Book of Sexy Sex
By Kristen Schaal, Rich Blomquist
A pop-culture comedy book for all of the things you need to know (and probably don’t need to know) about sex. Each page is stuffed with amusing diagrams, photographs, illustrations and funny banter to get you giggling about sexy sex.
Fork Me, Spoon Me: The Sensual Cookbook
By Amy Reiley
Food and sex go so well together! This cookbook seeks out the benefits of aphrodisiacs, sensual foods, and how to heat up your kitchen. Featuring over 40 recipes, this guide offers amazing ways to improve your sexual health using great foods.
Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk
By Scott Jacobson, Todd Levin, Jason Roeder, Mike
Sacks, Ted Travelstead
Improve your sexual communication—and your command of puns and euphemisms to genitalia—in this comic guide to sex, relationships, and all of the uncomfortable things that come with it.
OH, THE PLACES YOU’LL BLOW
If you have a disposable income (or eyes to look at the Internet), check out these fun, sex-related destinations.
Museum of Sex
New York, NY
Featuring upwards of 15,000 erotic artifacts, over a dozen exhibits, and a handful of virtual installations, this museum's goal is to educate the public on the history, evolution, and social context of sexuality. Exhibits range from exploring sex in film to the history of condoms, and more.
Good Vibrations: Antique Vibrator Museum
San Francisco, CA
This museum celebrates the evolution of the vibrator, which was historically used as a Victorian era treatment for women’s “hysteria,” a then-prominent medical term to describe emotional distress. Their buzzing collection spans from the earliest vibrators made in the late 1800s, all the way up to the vibes of the 1970s.
World Erotic Art Museum
Miami Beach, FL
The largest collection of erotic art in the United States, this gallery features historic and contemporary art from across the globe, all dedicated to sex and erotica. Among the exhibits, the museum boasts Hollywood memorabilia and erotic etchings by Rembrandt.
Musee de l’Eortisme
Paris, France
What better locale to visit a museum dedicated to lovemaking than in the most romantic city in the world? With seven floors devoted to the greatest of human recreations, this museum features spiritual artifacts, contemporary erotic art, and even a brothel exhibit.
Beate Uhse Erotik Museum
Berlin, Germany
If 2D naked artwork is too dull, this museum in Berlin stimulates and educates its visitors about sex in German culture. This interactive museum has 32 exhibits, 3D displays, LED screens, and a dozen interactive games, all in the name of sex.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Marisa Bennett is a romance novel aficionado with an English degree and a definite kinky side! She is the author of the recent best-seller Fifty Shades of Pleasure: A Bedside Companion as well as some embarrassing fanfiction that may or may not be floating around the Internet.
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