anywhere.â
âThis is my duty, not yours. Now go before I tell the king.â
Her yellow-green eyes are wide with a new realization. âYou canât . Weâve no contact with Toliss until Arionâs ship gets here.â The silence that follows should be accompanied by a So there. Na-na, na-na-na.
âHello? Remember me? One of you. Kurt, Kurtâs little sister, Mom. Tell me how to turn back!â I say loudly.
Kurt pulls the vial out of his pocket. I donât have a good feeling about it.
âYou were never given the rites of the newborn. Only court merfolk can shift. You are not an average merman, as you are, quite literally, half human. When you were bornââ
âKurt, one thing at a time, please,â Mom says. And I thank her, because my headache is back and all I want is a warm, dry bed.
I dip myself into the bathwater, this time preparing for the gills to open and shut again when I surface.
âAs part of the Sea Court, we get our legs whenever we visit shore. There was a time when all creatures coexisted on this plane. Humans, fey, shifters, and what humans started calling monsters. Then suddenly it changed. Humans outnumbered all of us. They wanted us gone. Those who didnât want to start wars chose to move their courts to hidden islands. Ours is the only isle that is still in this realm, with the exception of two fairy islands. We cover them with mists so humans cannot detect them, and from a distance it looks like a storm at sea.
âCourts?â I find myself saying. âIn the stories itâs always just one mermaid.â
âThe Sea King took away our legs to keep us from straying. But that doesnât stop some from showing themselves to humans. The easiest thing in the world is to fall in love with one of us. Shakespeare and Donne were particularly obsessed, as were all the poets whoâd caught a glimpse. Or thought they did. Besides, itâs usually the mermaids who get caught on land.â
âBecause mermen donât like getting dry?â
Kurt takes on a face that Ryan made when he tried to explain to Angelo the difference between a microcosm and a macrocosm. âMermaids are more likely to seek a humanâs affections than mermen. I suppose we lack the same amount of curiosity when it comes to human lovers. So there are fewer merman sightings recorded. Because of that, thereâs the misconception that mermen are unattractive. As you can see in the case of you and me, that is not so.â
I mean, not to sound like an ass, but I was thinking the same thing.
My father snickers, and my mother purses her lips.
âBut enough about us man-hungry mermaids ,â my mother says. âAre you quite sure you know how to do that, Kurt?â
He holds up the vial to the light and shrugs. âIâve read all the texts, and Iâve seen it executed on a few lucky merfolk whoâve pleased the king enough and were granted land legs. And the less lucky, whoâve been banished to land for having displeased him as well.â
Read. Seen. There is no Iâve done anywhere in there.
âWhat exactly are you going to do? What do you mean youâve only seeing it done?â Itâs all making me so warm that I let the cold water run, adding another inch to the pool on the floor.
âMany pardons, Lord Seaââ
âWhoa.â I hold up my hand. âDonât you ever call me that again.â
But he continues over me. ââI forget youâre half human and have a shorter attention span. It is incredibly rare that a human and our kind can actually conceive a fully human child that is also fully mer-kin. There have been creatures with the heads of fish and the bodies of humans. Sometimes they come out incredibly deformed and, usually, donât live past a few months.
âBut I digress. Thisââhe holds the vial close to my face so that I can see that the ink is swirling on