with inset rubies for eyes and a forked tongue painted blood red. Around her forehead was a richly chased band of silver, also in the form of a serpent, the head of which ran down between her eyes and finished just above the bridge of her very large nose. She had marched out beyond William’s front line by at least twenty yards.
Philip looked bemused. It was left to Robert to provide an explanation.
‘She is a local sorceress from the Bastide of Gisors. Among my father’s many increasingly odd habits, resorting to seers and witches is one of the more harmless.’
‘Is she going to win the battle for him?’
‘Yes, she will cast a spell on us and damn us to Hell for eternity.’
The Pythoness began to chant and moan in what she called her ‘diabolic’ – her language of the dead – before scattering charms and potions on the ground.
‘Do you think my archers could put an end to this farce?’
‘Possibly … It’s worth a try.’
Philip summoned his master bowman and a company of his finest archers and gave the order.
To loud cheering from William’s army, the end of the witch’s performance saw her raise her python staff and damn us all to Hell, after which she turned her back, pulled up her cassock to bare her buttocks and proceeded to urinate profusely on the meadow.
But Philip’s archers had already taken deadly aim and their arrows were in flight, plummeting from the sky at a steep angle. From a distance of almost 200 yards, the arrows started to land all around her, striking deep into the ground. To the great amusement of our army, just as the old crone was concluding her stream of insults, one of the archers scored a bull’s-eye, impaling her in the top of her rump with a four-ounce arrow. Another struck home moments later, hitting her between the shoulder blades. It was the last spell she would ever work.
William, in a rage at the skewering of his favourite enchantress, ordered his cavalry to advance at the gallop and the infamous thunder of his conroi of destriers began. I gulped and prepared myself for the onslaught, casting one last glance at my companions. The Norman cavalry was a chilling sight, their ordered lines broken only by the dashing knights who led the charge, a glistening brown phalanx of equine muscle topped by armoured killers wielding finely honed swords and spears and massive cudgels and maces.
Robert knew his father’s tactics well and saw that onthis occasion he had chosen the brute force of a massed attack by his horsemen. This played into the hands of Philip and his bowmen. Relying on Robert – who had ridden in many of his father’s charges – to judge the timing, Philip ordered his archers to launch their first onslaught on his ally’s signal. Many more followed in rapid volleys.
The missiles came out of the sun like hailstones, landing in lethal rhythmic waves; most hit the soft earth, penetrating to half their length, but tens of dozens hit human or horse flesh with devastating consequences. The tightly packed conroi was reduced to a mass of stricken bodies as horses and men hit the ground and careened into one another. The din was terrifying as men screamed and horses screeched in agony.
William had underestimated the power of Philip’s aerial assault, but instead of ordering a withdrawal to count his losses, he let his anger get the better of him. With himself at its vanguard, he called up his elite Matilda Conroi, committed his reserves of cavalry, ordered his infantry to attack in support and signalled his own archers to begin their onslaught. His entire force hurtled headlong into the fray.
For once, he had acted rashly and had seriously miscalculated.
Robert and I smiled at Philip. The French arrowsmiths and fletchers were busily unloading cartloads of arrows to replenish the spent quivers of the bowmen and archers, in order to continue the relentless barrage against the Normans. Philip offered Robert the chance to lead the allies’ charge, which