Free Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing by Sadie Allison

and place pillows under his hips.
Lay him on his side in spoon position, with you behind.
Get behind him while he’s on all fours. Now drop his shoulders to the bed.
Try 69, with him on top.
     

The Buttplay Blastoff
     
    How far in will he like it? Take it one level at a time:

Level I : Orbiting His Anus—Land Massage
     
    During one of your best blowjobs, pause and seductively whisper,“Do you want me to rock your world like never before?” When he gasps “YES!” slowly slip your lubed fingers onto his taint and begin massaging. Before you resume your world-class blowjob, say, “It would make me so hot to play around back here.”
     
    No objections? Then begin seducing his anus by running your fingers all around the area, slowly circling his anus. Lightly press one lubed fingertip onto his anus, while you continue pleasuring his penis. Then rub in circular motions, slowly brushing your finger around its outer edges, then rock back and forth in the center. Ohhhh. ..does that feel good!

     

Level 2: Probing Inner Space—Galactic Finger Play
     
    Did your soft, warm fingertip drive him crazy? Would a little more of your finger drive him even crazier? Then try this...
     
    With your hot breath on his excited penis, and your lubed fingertip nestled against his anus, ask him seductively if he’d like a little more of you inside. No? Then you’ve found his limit. Yes? Suggest he relax all around your fingertip. When you feel his anus slacken, your lubed finger will seem to slip magically inside his sensitive canal all by itself.

     
Sadie Sez:
     
Buttplay boosters. Always stimulate his penis with a primo hand- or blowjob while you’re playing with his butt. It’ll make the whole experience feel better, as you blend the euphoric sensations of buttplay with the erotic sensations of the blowjob. If he was apprehensive about it beforehand, this will help calm his fears.
     
    Once you’re inside about an inch, stay perfectly still so he can get used to this new erotic sensation. Keep stroking his penis. Then, ever so slowly, move in a little , further, curving your finger with the natural curve of his canal, and begin in-‘n-out pleasure. Remember: play with his penis at all times during buttplay. Proceed with your first-class blowjob, or switch to a primo handjob!

     

Level 3: Planet P-Spot—Warp Drive
     
    Now he’s ready for the best in buttplay. Slowly begin searching with your index finger, fingerprint side-up, a little further into his anus along the upper wall. As soon as your knuckle disappears inside, start feeling around for a firm, round bulb that feels like the end of your nose—that’s his prostate!
     
    Now start making slow, gentle come hither-type curling motions with your finger—just like you’re ticking him under his chin. Then focus on his reactions, and ask whether the motion would feel better harder, softer, faster or slower. You’ll know you’ve got it right when his legs spread wider, his breathing gets faster, he’s riding your finger—and if he’s a vocal guy, he starts vocalizing.

     

Rimming
     
    What happens when he feels the sensation of the tip of your tongue on the rim of his anus? Nirvana!
     
    After plenty of heated foreplay, slide your tongue in between his butt-cheeks and get creative! Ravish him by going round ’n round, and keep stimulating him by flicking soft and slow, or lick him with your full-on tongue.Try slight probing with the very tip, pressing into him like you’re ringing a doorbell. Don’t forget to pleasure him with your hand, too. For a real thrill, spread his cheeks wide apart for uninhibited access.

     
    Here’s how to perform world-class analingus with all the sensations and none of the risk! Slip into the kitchen and tear off a large piece of plastic wrap. Generously lube up his anus, and place the wrap across his bottom, pressing a single layer into his crevice. Now let your tongue roam free. If you don’t care for the non-taste of the