Free A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Reptile Room by Lemony Snicket

but in life it is often the tiny details that end up being the most important. "Why don't we ride with Dr. Lucafont," Violet said carefully, "and Mr. Poe can ride with Stephano?" "Whatever for?" Mr. Poe asked. "I've always wanted to see the inside of a doctor's automobile," Violet said, knowing that this was a fairly lame invention. "Oh yes, me too," Klaus said. "Please, can't we ride with Dr. Lucafont?" "I'm afraid not," Dr. Lucafont said from the doorway, surprising everyone. "Not all three of you children, anyway. I have placed Dr. Montgomery's body in my car, which only leaves room for two more passengers." "Have you completed your examination already?" Mr. Poe asked. "The preliminary one, yes," Dr. Lucafont said. "I will have to take the body for some further tests, but my autopsy shows that the doctor died of snakebite. Is there any coffee left for me?" "Of course," Stephano answered, and poured him a cup. "How can you be sure?" Violet asked the doctor. "What do you mean?" Dr. Lucafont said quizzically. "I can be sure there's coffee left because I see it right here." "What I think Violet means," Mr. Poe said, "is how can you be sure that Dr. Montgomery died of snakebite?" "In his veins, I found the venom of the Mamba du Mal, one of the world's most poisonous snakes." "Does this mean that there's a poisonous snake loose in this house?" Mr. Poe asked. "No, no," Dr. Lucafont said. "The Mamba du Mal is safe in its cage. It must have gotten out, bitten Dr. Montgomery, and locked itself up again." "What?" Violet asked. "That's a ridiculous theory. A snake cannot operate a lock by itself." "Perhaps other snakes helped it," Dr. Lucafont said calmly, sipping his coffee. "Is there anything here to eat? I had to rush over here without my breakfast." "Your story does seem a little odd," Mr. Poe said. He looked questioningly at Dr. Lucafont, who was opening a cupboard and peering inside. "Terrible accidents, I have found, are often odd," he replied. "It can't have been an accident," Violet said. "Uncle Monty is-" She stopped. "Uncle Monty was one of the world's most respected herpetologists. He never would have kept a poisonous snake in a cage it could open itself." "If it wasn't an accident," Dr. Lucafont said, "then someone would have had to do this on purpose. Obviously, you three children didn't kill him, and the only other person in the house was Stephano." "And I," Stephano added quickly, "hardly know anything about snakes. I've only been working here for two days and scarcely had time to learn anything." "It certainly appears to be an accident," Mr. Poe said. "I'm sorry, children. Dr. Montgomery seemed like an appropriate guardian for you." "He was more than that," Violet said quietly. "He was much, much more than an appropriate guardian." "That's Uncle Monty's food!" Klaus cried out suddenly, his face contorted in anger. He pointed at Dr. Lucafont, who had taken a can out of the cupboard. "Stop eating his food!" "I was only going to have a few peaches," Dr. Lucafont said. With one of his oddly solid hands, he held up a can of peaches Uncle Monty had bought only yesterday. "Please," Mr. Poe said gently to Dr. Lucafont. "The children are very upset. I'm sure you can understand that. Violet, Klaus, Sunny, why don't you excuse yourselves for a little while? We have much to discuss, and you are obviously too overwrought to participate. Now, Dr. Lucafont, let's try and figure this out. You have room for three passengers, including Dr. Montgomery's body. And you, Stephano, have room for three passengers as well." "So it's very simple," Stephano said. "You and the corpse will go in Dr. Lucafont's car, and I will drive behind you with the children." "No, " Klaus said firmly. "Baudelaires," Mr. Poe said, just as firmly, "will you three please excuse yourselves?" "Afoop!" Sunny shrieked, which probably meant "No." "Of course we will," Violet said, giving Klaus and Sunny a significant look, and taking her siblings' hands, she half-led