with that little gem," wrote one.
After checking out Shiksaa's Brunner parody page, a Nanae participant named Rick
navigated to her new personal home page, where she had published a small photo of
herself.
"Would it be ok if I had a mild crush on you?" he wrote.
Before Shiksaa could respond, a user from England named Ian chimed in, "Get off. She's
mine!"
Brunner, on the other hand, was not amused in the slightest. He posted an ominous, if
grammatically puzzling, public challenge to Shiksaa.
"Why don't you make it easy on me and give me your real address. When I find you I won't
let go until you are either penniless. At the very least you won't be able to have a charge
card. Enjoy the rest of your pathetic life," wrote Brunner.
Shiksaa knew it was just another one of Brunner's bluffs. He was a beaten, ineffectual
man. Unless he drastically changed his business practices, CyberCreek.com would remain
hopelessly black-holed from the rest of the Internet. At that point, there was really no
reason to kick Brunner while he was down. But Shiksaa simply couldn't resist.
"I meant to tell you," she wrote in reply to Brunner's threatening note on Nanae. "You
have a little whiny voice and you sound like you can't be older than 20. Has your voice
finished changing yet? Get rid of that annoying adolescent acne?" Shiksaa signed the note,
"Smooch, smooch, precious."
Rereading her message when it appeared on Nanae, Shiksaa realized it sounded catty and
mean-spirited. But it wasn't really meant just for Brunner. She also intended it as a
deterrent to spammers everywhere. Don't mess with The Lady of
LART .
Hawke's Publishing Company in a Box
At the time, Davis Hawke didn't know the term LART, but he knew firsthand its
potentially awesome power. Within days of Karl Gray filing complaints about receiving eight
Web Manual spams, InnovaNet had shut down Hawke's dial-up account, and Interspeed had pulled
the plug on hosting the WebManual2000.com domainâall before Hawke had a chance to make more
than a handful of sales. He paced the floor between his office in the trailer and the
kitchen. He was ready to move ahead with his life. He had shaved off his push-broom
moustache. He'd taken the swastika flags off the walls and the Nazi death's head off his
dresser. He'd tossed the remnants of a box of American Nationalist Party business cards into
the garbage. He was keen to print up a fresh set bearing the name of his new online
enterprise: Venture Alpha Corporation. It frustrated Hawke to know that people were still determined to get in the
way of his plans.
Hawke was having a hard time clinging to the belief that greatness was his historical
destiny. It had been drilled into him as a boy, when his mother would quiz him at mealtimes
on the Ambler family treeâher side of the family. Who did great, great, great Grandmother
Polly from Virginia marry? Why, U.S. Chief Justice John Marshall, of course! And who signed
their marriage certificate? Then-Governor Thomas Jefferson! And who turned down a marriage
proposal from soon-to-be-President Jefferson? Great, great, great, great grandmother
Rebecca!
During these dinner-table genealogy lessons, Hawke's father just smiled and listened.
They never devoted much conversation to the Greenbaum side of the family. So when Britt's
fourth-grade teacher assigned students the project of drawing up a family tree, the young
boy focused exclusively on the Ambler clan. When it was Britt's turn to present his project
to the class, he unfurled his drawing, which he had labored over for hours with his mother,
and began talking about his family's patrician roots.
The teacher took one look at the neatly drawn chart and ordered him back to his seat.
"Shame on you, Britt Greenbaum," she scolded, certain he had fabricated it all.
Looking back now on his aborted show-and-tell, Hawke realized that one of the greatest
skills chess had taught