sometime. I know that. But it's a funny thing. Before you came in, we were
all trying to think when we'd last seen him. Very difficult, you know, to pinpoint it
exactly. I certainly saw him late on Friday morning; but I can't be sure about Friday
afternoon. I had to go to a meeting in Banbury at three o'clock, and I'm just not sure if I saw him before I went.'
'What time did you leave the office, sir?'
'About a quarter past two.'
'You must drive pretty fast.'
'I've got a fast car.'
'Twenty-two, twenty-three miles?'
Bartlett's eyes twinkled. 'We've all got our little weaknesses, Inspector, but I try to keep within the speed limits.'
Morse heard himself say he hoped so, and decided it was high time he saw Miss
Monica Height. But before he did so he had a very much more urgent call to pay.
'Where's the nearest Gents? I'm dying for—'
'There's one right here, Inspector.' He got up and opened the door to the right of his
desk. Inside was a tiny lavatory with a small wash basin tucked away behind the door;
and as Morse blissfully emptied his aching bladder, Bartlett was reminded of the
mighty outpourings of Niagara.
After only a few minutes with Monica Height, Morse found himself wondering how the
rest of the staff could ever manage to keep their hands off her, and cynically suspected
that perhaps they didn't. The bright-green, flower-patterned dress she wore was
stretched too tightly across her wide thighs, yet somehow managed to mould itself
sofdy and suggestively around her full breasts. Biddable, by the look of it—and
eminently beddable. She wore little make-up, but her habit of passing her tongue
round her mouth imparted a moist sheen to her slightly pouting lips; and she exuded a
perfume that seemed to invite instant and glorious gratification. Morse felt quite sure
that at certain times and in certain moods she must have proved well-nigh irresistible
to the young and the susceptible. To Martin, perhaps? To Quinn? Yes, surely the
temptation must always have been there. Morse knew that he himself, the middle-
aged and the susceptible . . . But he pushed the thought to the back of his mind. What
about Ogleby? Or even Bartlett, perhaps? Whew! It was a thought! Morse recalled the
passage from Gibbon about one of the tests designed for the young novitiate: stick him
in a sack all night with a naked nun and see if . . . Morse shook his head abruptly and
passed his hand over his eyes. It was always the same when he'd had a lot of beer.
'Do you mind if I just ring my daughter, Inspector? (Daughter?) 'I'm usually on my way
home by this time, and she'll probably wonder where I've got to.' Morse listened as she
rang a number and explained her whereabouts.
'How old is your daughter, Miss, er, er, Miss Height?'
She smiled understandingly. 'It's all right, Inspector. I'm divorced, and Sally's sixteen.'
'You must have married young.' (Sixteen!)
'I was foolish enough to marry at eighteen, Inspector. I'm sure you had much more
sense than that.'
'Me? Oh yes, em, no, I mean. I'm not married myself, you see.' Their eyes held again
for a brief second and Morse sensed he could be living dangerously. It was time he
asked the fair Monica a few important questions.
"When1 did you last see Mr. Quinn?'
'It's funny you should ask that. We were only . . .' It was like listening to a familiar
record. She'd seen him on Friday morning—quite sure of that. But Friday afternoon?
She couldn't quite remember. It was difficult. After all, Friday was—what?—five days
ago now. ('Could have been four, five days' hadn't the police surgeon said?)
'Did you like Mr. Quinn?' Morse watched her reaction carefully, and suspected that this
was one question for which she hadn't quite prepared herself.
'I haven't known him all that long, of course. What is it? Two or three months? But I
liked him, yes. Very nice sort of person.'
'Did he like you?'
'What do you mean by that, Inspector?'
What did he mean? 'I just