âThatâs my nickname for you. Because of the pee.â
Angelâs eyes narrow and she looks like sheâs thinking about smiling, but the muscles in her face tighten just as quickly. âCouple things you should know,â she continues. âYou gotta lose the way you talk.â
âWhat way?â
âLike youâre in church all the time. You donât talk like the girls here. â
Godseyes!
ââ she mocks. âYou sound like they dug you out of a time capsule.â
âBut I donât know any swears.â
âJesus, Iâll make you a list then.â
She stands and rips a square of paper from a spiral notebook on her bed and scribbles out five or six words with a small pencil. She hands it to me.
âI canât read,â I say.
âYou canât even sound the letters out?â
âOnly a little.â
Her mouth shifts to the side. âHere.â She places her finger next to each penciled word and pronounces it, then makes me repeat after her. My heart beats hard, and not only because Iâm holding the Devilâs words in my mouth. This is the first time anyone has taught me to read since Bertie.
âGet these ones down and you should be all right.â
âWhy are you helping me?â I ask.
âIt saves me a headache later on. If you get in trouble, youâll look over at me with those pathetic eyes and expect me to help you. Well, it ainât happening.â
She leans heavily against the wall again. âAnd second, if you donât understand what someoneâs saying to you, donât respond. Donât say a word. Youâll get yourself trapped.â
âLike what?â
âLike, if anyone ever holds up their hand like this,â she makes a circle with her fingers, âthat means theyâre asking if youâre gay.â
âWhat?â
âTheyâre asking if you like girls. And if they wanna know if you have a friend on the outs named Britney, theyâre trying to claim you, âcause a Britneyâs the name for someoneâs bitch, someone to have sex with. A Candy is a coward and a Tricia is someone with something to trade.â
âGawl,â I say, my head teeming.
Angel scowls at me.
âI mean . . .â I clench my eyes, thinking. âShit.â
âBetter.â
âI guess I canât ever ask someone if they like girls,â I say.
âHuh?â
âNo fingers.â
Angel squints.
âThat was a joke,â I say. âDonât you ever laugh? Even I laugh sometimes and I got a lot more reasons than you to be depressed. About . . .â I hold up my arms and look down to where my fingers had been. â. . . ten reasons.â
Angel carries on, ignoring me. âYouâll be deciding soon what gang to join,â she says. âI âspect youâll be with the Christian girls.â
âIâm not Christian,â I say.
âNo, but youâre leaning in that direction, I can tell. You got religion in your blood. Trust me, by next week youâll be quoting Job to me, telling me what Jesus said about this and that. I heard it all before.â
âYou were raised religious, right?â
She nods. âEveryone around me was. My uncle . . . he was real religious.â
I donât ask if this is the same uncle sheâs locked up for killing.
âWhatâre the Christian girls like?â
âLike Tracy,â she says. âYou know, fake.â
âLike how?â
âThe dumb ones really think they mean it âcause theyâre scared, and they think they can actually turn their lives around. But the smarter ones are only pretending âcause they wanna look good in front of the parole board. Thatâs all religion is. Strategy.â
âHow are you so sure?â
âIâm good at spotting liars. And thatâs all they are. Theyâre