him, but Jack backs away, murmuring, âDonât. Iâm okay. Iâm okay.â And on wobbly legs, Jack finds his tape recorder, still clutched in his hand, and itâs okay, itâs not broken, and he holds it up to his mouth and says, âThis is the sound of me getting hit by a car,â and records a few seconds of that before limping off, saying âOuchâ each time his left foot comes down.
AND THAT NIGHT THERE IS AN ANGRY MESSAGE FROM HIS LANDLORD.
Taped to his door. Where is The Rent? Is It missing? Is it in The Mail? Did you Forget to Pay ? Do Not screw Me, it says. I have BAD Friends . And this is exactly the kind of thing Elise used to take care of and so he finds out how much money he has in his checking account and sees, apparently, heâs going to need a job again.
And so he looks in the want-ads the next day and finds a job listing that says: Night-owl? Having trouble sleeping? Make big cash working at Muzak Situations, Madison Ave. Great Temporary Work . And he faxes them a resume from the local copy shop but doesnât hear anything back that day. And still he canât sleep. And the screenplay is not going well and so he realizes he has to do something. And so he calls his stepdad, David, who is a highly regarded psychiatrist. And his stepfather calls him back and asks him whatâs been going on.
âNothing. Iâm just. Iâve been having a hard time sleeping. I havenât slept in a couple of weeks.â
âAre you taking the same dose of Lexapro?â
âI am.â
âHmmm. Do you want me to prescribe you some Ambien or something?â
âNo. I think Iâll try and rough it out.â
âHow are other things?â
âPretty good. Except I hurt my tooth last night. I mean, I really hurt it.â
âWhat happened?â
âI fell off my bike.â
âYou fell off?â
âSomeone hit me.â
âYou should get someone to look at it. You shouldnât mess around with your teeth, Jack. Whenâs the last time you went to the dentist?â
âI donât know. Maybe a couple years. Four or five.â
âWhy donât you go see Ray?â Ray being Jackâs second stepfather.
âI donât know. I havenât talked to him in a long time.â
âHeâs very good. And you wouldnât have to pay him anything.â
âI really donât talk to him anymore. I mean, my mom ⦠Theyâre divorced now.â
âIâm sure heâd take a look at it.â
âReally?â
âSure.â
âOkay.â
âHowâs your mother doing? I heard she got remarried again.â
âShe did.â
âYikes. Fourth timeâs a charm?â
âYeah. Maybe.â
âWell, call my receptionist and letâs schedule lunch together sometime. I havenât seen you in a while. We need to catch up.â
âSounds good,â and Jack hangs up the phone and wonders what he is so afraid of. Why doesnât he want to talk with his stepfather about whatâs going on? And then he holds his hand to the side of his mouth just above his sore tooth and groans out loud.
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A DENTAL APPOINTMENT.
Off he goes to his second stepfatherâs dental office on Monday and looks at the lobby directory which lists Rayâs practice on the third floor. Jack takes the stairs because the elevator is out of order and he carefully opens the glass door and enters the office. The waiting room is beige. The magazines on the dark wood table all have to do with golf. Jack takes off his gloves and hat and signs his name at the front desk. The receptionist, a radically beautiful young woman with long white-blond hair, holds a black phone to her ear and smiles.
âIâm here to see Dr. Ray,â Jack says. âMy last name is Blevins.â
âIâll see if heâs available. Please