marginally worse than death. So show
me your Xanth; I'll take my chances. Actually, it would
be sort of nice to be in a land like that, where pies grow
on trees and magic works." He grimaced. "There I go
again, getting foolish. The truth is, I just want to be with
you. Ivy; I don't care where you go, as long as I can be
by your side."
He liked her, as she liked him, without doubt. But he
had no notion of what he was asking for, and she was
wrong to bring him into it. Probably she should send him
back to his dull home. But she knew she wasn't going to.
"Send us through. Turn," she said. "Both of us."
Turn nodded, having expected this. "I must warn you
that the route is not direct. You have to proceed through
the gourd—and that is different for each person. The Night
Stallion will know your identity, so you won't be harmed,
but he does not like having solid folk trespass in the gourd,
so he won't help you either. You will have to find your
own way through, and it might turn out to be a significant
challenge."
"I've been in the gourd before," Ivy said.
"But never with a Mundane companion."
She knew that changed the whole picture. But she was
committed. "We'll do it anyway. Just take us to the
gourd."
Turn sighed. "As you wish. Princess."
Chapter 4. Mountain
'rey and Ivy followed the fat man out to the
rear garden. This was a thoroughly fenced exotic jungle
with pleasant byways and even, by the sound of it, a trick-
ling stream in the background. Then they came to a mon-
strous watermelonlike thing, with a stem on one side and
a hole in the other. This was evidently the "gourd" they
had mentioned that was the route to Xanth. He was sure
there wasn't any more inside that gourd than pulp and
seeds.
Ivy faced him and made signs. Inside talk.
There was another translator box in there? Why not!
Hold hand, she continued.
Gladly! He took her hand. Ivy climbed into the hole,
and he climbed in right after her.
Suddenly they were in a cave that seemed larger than
the gourd itself. Oh—the gourd was merely a faked-up
entrance to this new chamber. Clever!
"This is merely an aspect of Xanth," Ivy said. "It is
where I thought I was before."
"You thought you were in a big gourd," he agreed.
Then he realized that the language barrier was gone; they
were talking directly again! No wait for the translation
computer. This was an improvement.
"We don't have to hold hands, now that we're past the
threshold," she continued. "But stay very close to me,
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Grey, because the world of the gourd isn't like regular
Xanth. It has funny rules, and it can be pretty scary."
"Scary? Like an amusement park horror house? I'm not
worried."
"The gourd is where the bad dreams are made," she
said. "Then the night mares carry them to each sleeper
who deserves them. Nothing here is really real, but it can
terrify almost anyone."
Not really real. Was she coming to her senses and ad-
mitting that Xanth was just a state of mind? That she
wasn't really a princess in a magical land but just a girl
who liked to dream? "Thanks for the warning," he said.
"Also, it is set for each person who enters it, though
usually that's not physical," she continued. "That's why
I entered first, so that my presence would fix it. You had
to be in physical contact with me at the time; otherwise it
would have put you into a separate dream sequence, and
we might never have gotten together again."
"That would have been bad," he agreed. She seemed
to make so much sense! She had really worked out this
fantasy pretty thoroughly. Of course it was modeled on
the Xanth novels, which she must have read a lot more
carefully then he had. Now he wished he hadn't skimmed
parts.
"Just remember: nothing here is really going to hurt
us, as long as we keep to the proper path and don't
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