a thick finger under each eye. âForget it,â he said, and humped back to the bar.
It took another ten minutes for the twins to appear. They came in one after the other, ducking into the bar with an uneasy familiarity. Their names were Bryan and Ryan Briscoe. They were identically towheaded, sloe-eyed, small and freebase thin. Frank called them Chewy and Mooch, to keep them separate in his mind.
One of the twins approached the center of the room with an expression of mock horror, his arms spread wide as though to embrace a missing thing. This was the wiseass, Mooch. He fell to his knees and cried out, âReverend Ben! The snooker table! How could you?â
Reverend Ben traded glances with the two old men at the bar. Nobody looked happy.
âWhat is this,â Reverend Ben said finally. âNational Skanky Hustler Day?â
Mooch rose to his feet and went to the bar, impervious to the contempt. He took out a tangled wad of cash, unraveled a bill and smoothed it out on the bar. âDrinks for everybody,â he said. âGonna miss this place. Chump City. Made a lot of money here.â
The other twin approached Frank. This was the sad one. The nervous one. Chewy.
âWe made it,â Chewy said.
The twins were a sight to behold, Frank thought. Youngest issue of the Lodi Briscoes, purveyors of quality feed. The twins were the family fuckups. Frank had made their acquaintance one night as they were hustling pool in a Manteca roadhouse. They had quite a little racket: Chewy suckered the marks in, knocked off to the can, then Mooch came out and finished them off. The brothers took their winnings in cash or blow. From the sounds of things, theyâd played this room as well. Amazing, Frank thought, they made it out with their asses intact.
âHowâd it go?â Frank asked.
Before Chewy could answer, Mooch came up from behind with three beers. He handed them around, grinning.
âGot three trucks,â Chewy said. He pulled up a metal folding chair and sat. Mooch remained standing. âAll parked out in Antioch, where you said.â
âWe did a follow-in out at the Red Roof in Tracy,â Mooch crowed. âSome salesman. Took his wallet and his sample bag and tied him up with duct tape. Sells ball bearings, you imagine? Went on out, used his plastic and rented us three big shiny white trucks.â
âRented?â Frank said.
âWell, yeah,â Chewy said. He had yet to drink from his beer.
âItâs cool,â Mooch said. âThey canât trace it to us, I told you.â
âThey can trace it to your follow-in,â Frank said. âYour salesman, heâll hang a visual on you two. You kinda stand out, know what I mean?â
Chewy leaned closer and spoke softly. âIt just seemed too much a risk to steal three trucks, Frank.â He licked his lips and swallowed. âYou know, like three on a match?â
âWhoâd you rent from?â
âThat guy in Clayton you mentioned,â Chewy said. âLonesome George.â
Frank froze. âWhy him?â
âWhy not?â Chewy answered. âNo offense, but youâre making me very nervous here.â
Lonesome George DeSantis had operated at least a dozen rental agencies, one after the other, until the Insurance Commissioner got wise to his claims record. Lonesome Georgeâs renters tended to have accidents. They tended to have their cars rifled, too, or stolen outright. Now he operated through a straw man. Since he had his shop in east Contra Costa CountyâCoCo County as the locals called itâLonesome George kicked back to Felix Randall to keep his operation afloat.
âWhy him?â Frank repeated. âWhy Lonesome George?â
Mooch leaned down, close to Frankâs face. âLike my brother said, you gave us his name. You said he was a player.â
Frank turned to face him. The boyâs eyes jigged and the skin around the sockets was
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