Free Lex (Unconventional Hearts) by S.K. Logsdon

the side of my desk and throwing my purse down before
     dropping into my executive chair. I didn’t check my email last
     night, even though I wanted to. I didn’t want to seem too eager or
     desperate.
    “Need serviced?” Daniel asks, coming into my
     office and shutting the door behind him, his brown slacks already
     showing off his substantial manhood.
    “Not this morning, Daniel, I’m sorry I’ve got
     a lot of work to do.” I lie, to be honest I don’t feel right
     allowing him to service me right before I plan on exchanging
     another email with this new man. It seems wrong.
    “Oh.” Slumping his shoulders with a frown, he
     turns and opens the door to leave.
    “You know I love you, Daniel, I’m sorry.” I
     apologize, because I know how much he loves getting me off. I’m not
     sure why, but it’s something he’s grown to love and obviously need,
     over this past year.
    “Thanks.” He mopes, shutting me into my
     office alone.
    Waking my computer, my stomach is doing
     nervous summersaults. I can’t believe I’m this excited to be
     reading an email from a man I don’t even know. Other than he’s a
     lawyer, has a dog, and a few other things.
    Opening my dating website, my manicured
     fingers can’t click fast enough. I’m so excited and nervous and
     finicky. I can’t sit still.
    Oh my God, he emailed me!! Twice!!
    From: SuitMaster6979
    To: Lotionlady319
    Monday 8:45 p.m.
    To my darling Lotion Lady,
    I’m sorry your impression of lawyers has
     been tainted this week. Yes, I do know Gage Masterson; his office
     is a big name in these parts. No, he’s not my boss, so you don’t
     have to feel sorry for me. My law office is in Cartersville as is
     my primary residence.
    From reading your profile, other than your
     love for reading and apparently fashion because your profile
     picture shows you wearing a navy Dolce & Gabbana lace dress. My
     sister is a fashion queen and has taken her unwilling younger
     brother under her fashion-obsessed wing, since I was five. I never
     stood a chance. My older brother lucked out and will forever be the
     mismatched bachelor, which my fun vivacious sister uncouthly teases
     at every family gathering.
    What I leading into asking is…do you have
     any other loves or hobbies? Other than your impeccable fashion
     sense and astounding literary passion?
    The warmest hugs - The Suit Master
     
    P.S. Pardon my frankness, but quoting
     brilliant women such as Maya Angelou is not only the quickest way
     to my heart but into my pants. As if, your intelligence and beauty
     hadn’t already sealed the deal.
    P.S.S. “There is no exquisite beauty without
     some strangeness in proportion.”
     
    I’m swooning! It’s happened! I am officially
     hooked. He is by far the most interesting man I’ve ever spoken
     with. Or emailed, is more accurate. I haven’t exactly spoken with
     him.
    Second email! I wonder how good this one is
     going to be? Ekkk!!!
     
    From: SuitMaster6979
    To: Lotionlady319
    Tuesday 6:45 a.m.
    To the lovely Lotion Lady,
    I know you are probably not into work yet. I
     was checking my messages and realized I haven’t heard back from
     you. So, I thought I’d drop you a line before I dive into my latest
     case. It’s been a difficult one for me to deal with. Sorry, I can’t
     divulge more information than that.
    How’s your morning? I hope you have a great
     day at work. You’re pretty blue eyes and bright smile will be in my
     thoughts until I fall asleep tonight.
    Sincerest Heart - Suit Master
    P.S “Beauty awakens the soul to act.”
     
    Yet again, another amazing email, how in the
     hell do you respond to that? Is it just me or does he seem too good
     to be true? I’m trying to be realistic here. I’m not a pessimist
     but he’s sweet, dresses nice; thanks to his sister. And he has ten
     other spectacular things going for him, mainly, the working with
     abused women and children. If I didn’t know better, I’d swear this
     man seemed a