October 24
MACKINAW CITY, CHEBOYGAN COUNTY
It was after midnight. âSo much for initiative,â Friday said as she pulled into Mackinaw City off I-75. It had been snowing tapioca since Vanderbilt, and traffic had slowed to a crawl by the time they got to Indian River, thirty miles south of the straits. âI hate whiteouts,â she carped, pulling up to the city police building. Signs on the bridgeâs approach announced it was closed, but not for how long. They went inside, brushing snow off their coats, and found Chief Minky Malette in his office on the phone. Malette waved for them to step in and sit, yelled at someone on the other end of the phone about closing the bridge, and how it had already made for trouble in town.
The chief hung up. âYou two lost?â
âStopping to get a room in the stable.â
Malette guffawed. âHere? Dream on. We got no rooms left in town. You donât mind, though, Iâve got a holding cell. Use them for prisoners until we can ship them to Cheboygan, or wherever. Got two, and oneâs empty right now.â
âAny port in a storm,â Service said.
âI hate weather humor,â Malette said.
âGood for local business, though.â
âScrew the shopkeeps,â the chief said. âThey get profits, and we get to clean up behind the whole mess while the town fathers shrink our budgets every year.â
Service called Station Twenty in Lansing to let the dispatchers know where he was, and Friday called her office in Negaunee.
Malette showed them into the cramped holding-cell area. One was occupied by a young woman with stringy black hair in a black leather skirt just short of the average male imagination.
âLike . . . you one of them or one of us? â the girl asked Friday.
âOne of them,â Friday said. âAbove the bridge.â
âThatâs cool,â the girl said. âI stuck my old man in the kneecap with an icepick. Come home from work, see, and, like, I found him pounding doggy on my BFF? Guess I sorta freaked?â
âShould have stuck her instead,â Service offered.
âDid,â the girl said matter-of-factly. âThirty-eighties, they tell me? I dinât count, myseff? She, like, croaked? Minky, he say I murderize dat bitch?â
The girl looked fourteen, couldnât have been more than nineteen, definition of PWT. âCrime of passion,â he told her. âIt may not go so badly for you.â
âBut I done stuck dat ho thirty-eightie? You think dat a record? I ainât never made me no record? I get pissed, I ack out, they tell me? She fuck my ole man, she dis me, see what Iâm sayinâ?â
Indeed. The urban patois of a long-haul client of the stateâs social welfare system rolled off the girlâs lips. Their fellow resident waved a piece of paper at Friday.
âYou want see my baby? Like, they took her from me, dude. I miss my baby,â she keened.
Friday looked frustrated and whispered to Service, âI gotta call my sis about the kid and the animals, and this is how bad my lifeâs gotten, feeling bad for a hormonally driven teenage assassin. I sometimes disgust myself.â
âThanks?â the girl said to Service after Friday went to another room to make her call. âYou want kneel down and pray thanks to the Big God Dude with me?â the girl asked.
âI donât think so.â
The girl shrugged. âI always try to pray a lot?â she said. âI guess it just donât take. You want shove yo junk through them bars? Iâll suck that big boy. I ainât much good at much, but Iâm real good at that shit.â
âRain check,â Service said with a wink, thinking, This is a fellow earthling? Someone leaving gorks in campgrounds, walking dead gorks in jail, bad omens everywhere for his granddaughter and Shigun. Thoughts of the future made him cringe for kids.
âBut itâs