stunning! Yes, itâs very different from your usual fashion tastes. But itâs perfect, and it looks perfect on you! You look like Venus coming out of the sea. Itâs a masterpiece! I canât believe Iâm standing here, watching my oldest daughter in her wedding dress at last! I never thought Iâd see the day.â
âOh, Ma! Stop with the hysterics!â Rita laughs.
âShush! Youâre ruining the moment for me. Come here, Valentina.â
Ma opens her arms wide. I pick up the skirt of my dress and walk over to her, letting her embrace me.
âIâm so proud of you. Look at the gorgeous work youâve done on this dress. Your seamstress skills are impeccable. But of course, you learned from the best.â
Ma winks at me.
âIâm glad you like the dress, Ma. Your opinion means the world to me.â
âLetâs get some shots! Youâll need them to show the stylist when you go for your hair rehearsals.â Wasting no time, Connie grabs her iPhone and clicks away.
Suddenly, the sounds of Madonnaâs âVogueâ come streaming through the shopâs stereo system.
âThis is a Madonna moment!â Rita exclaims. Though itâs 2010, Madonna remains her idol.
âOh God! You guys are cheesy!â
But I decide to indulge my sisters for once, and begin striking poses.
âThatâs it! You show it off, girl! Whoo-hoo!â Connie shouts as she continues taking pictures.
I pick up my hair and pout my lips, giving them my best sultry pose.
âNow, youâre talking! Where have you been hiding all these years, Vee?â Rita asks me.
âIâm the big sister. I have to be a role model. Just because I donât flaunt my wild side doesnât mean I donât have one!â
âWhoa!!!!!â Rita and Connie yell out.
âYou girls are crazy!â
Ma is blushing, but sheâs also laughing. And tears are still streaming down her face.
âValentina?â
I whirl around.
âMichael?â
Heâs standing still, gaping at me, much like he did the first time we made love and he saw me naked.
And then it hits me.
âOh my God, Michael! Get out of here!â I scream, ducking for cover behind Rita.
All hell breaks loose. Ma yells like Iâve never heard her yell before, â Malocchio! Malocchio! Go, go! Get out! Youâll give her malocchio! Itâs bad luck forever!â
But Michael is still just standing there, staring at me, even though by now my sisters are doing their best to use their bodies to shield my dress from view. It reminds me of when we used to play Twister as kids. Then, Connie quickly leaves my side. I crouch lower behind Ritaâs back, incredulous that Connie has abandoned me. But just as soon as this thought pops into my mind, a fabric is dropped over my head.
âStay there! Donât move!â Connie orders me.
She drapes muslin over me. Rita moves away from my crouching figure and adjusts the fabric. I drop to all fours, making it easier for Rita and Connie to cover me. I feel like a dog after itâs been shampooed against its will and is seeking refuge by rolling up in a towel. But Iâm not doing any rolling. Iâm just frozen in place like a squirrel, too petrified to move. How ridiculous must I look now to Michael!
I hear Maâs heavy wooden Dr. Schollâs clogs as she scurries over to Michael.
âPlease! Go now!â I hear the bell of the door and the sounds from the street once itâs opened.
âOkay, okay. Iâm going.â Michael is laughing. âDonât worry, Signora DeLuca. Thereâs no such thing as bad luck.â
âDonât tell a woman what she knows. Iâve got forty years over you, hot shot. Now go and donât come back in here until after the wedding! You never know when Valentina will be trying her dress on for alterations.â
â âBye, Vee, Iâll see you later, if you