ourselves rolling down actual streets . . . broad ones comprised entirely of dirt and bracketed on both sides by only slightly sturdier variations on the canvas-topped groggeries and maisons de joie weâd just passed.
âTo such a place as this weâve brought the Bard,â Sasanoff said with an incredulous shake of the head.
Only I was on hand to reply, Sasanoff having granted me the honor of sharing his private car while the rest of the company crammed themselves into the other coach like so much meat into an overstuffed sausage.
âIndeed,â I said, and I reached out and gave little Master Sasanoff a hearty slap on one of his Lilliputian shoulders. âDr. Livingstone himself couldnât have claimed to do more for the spread of civilization!â
Sasanoffâs expressive features curled into a smirk.
âNor could he have claimed to profit so handsomely by it,â he said.
I chuckled through gritted teeth, for Sasanoff had favored me in another way, as well: by sharing an explanation for our presence in Leadville. The American silver magnate Horace Tabor had offered five thousand dollars for a weekâs run in the townâs newly built opera house. Being under contract, of course, none of the players would see a pennyâs extra profit. The windfall would be Sasanoffâs alone.
Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown, however, and Sasanoffâs wee little head was soon uneasy indeed. Construction of the Tabor Opera House (the tycoon, with the usual humility of his ilk, had named the theatre after himself) was behind schedule, and our premiere there delayed at least a week. It had been hard enough for Sasanoff to put off our engagement in New Orleans. If we tarried too long, our run thereâand our subsequent appearances in Atlanta, Richmond, and Washingtonâmight be cancelled. The second half of the tour could collapse like a row of dominoes.
Predictably, the days that followed saw Sasanoff in the blackest of moods, and most of the companyâterrorized by both their illtempered acting manager and the town heâd marooned them inâbarricaded themselves in their hotel rooms. The Whelp, on the other hand, was rarely to be found in his: he quickly took to disappearing for hours at a time. In one of my few forays into Leadvilleâs mud-splattered fray, I entered a low tavern (drawn, of course, by simple curiosity) and spotted him standing alone at the bar, watching all around him as if it were some great drama unfolding upon the stage. He seemed to be invisible to the ruffians infesting the place, yet upon me their attention seized instantly with hungry-eyed insolence. My ample frame and lordly bearing always served me well on the boards, but here it put me at a distinct disadvantage.
âHo ho ho! Lookee who just walked in!â cried a miner so blackened with soot he looked like he bathed in cinders as the rest of us do water. He reached out a hand and took the obscene liberty of patting my stomach. âItâs Santa Claus a whole month early!â
âIf you please,â I said, brushing away the manâs grubby paw. But before I could utter another word in protest, the saloon erupted with more shouts.
âWhereâs yer sleigh, Santa?â
âWhy ainât ya in yer red suit, Santa?â
âWhatâd ya bring us, Santa?â
Miners, âmuleskinners,â layabouts, even the lewd women such rough-hewn rustics consort withâall were jeering and laughing at me.
I turned to flee the raucous uproar. Before I could make my escape, however, I locked eyes, for just a second, on the Whelp. He was regarding me coolly, in that detached yet deeply probing way our fellow company members found so disquieting. And I could have sworn the young rascal was smiling .
I immediately relayed the incident to Sasanoff, taking an actorâs license to give myself a more flattering exit line (âI would give you bounders lumps of