coal, only I see itâs smeared all over your filthy faces already!â).
âHeâs the lowest utility player, consorting with rabble . . . yet he still thinks himself superior to us all,â Sasanoff mused darkly. âI should have sent him packing weeks ago.â
âYes,â I said. âYou should have.â
Sasanoff glowered at meâand a fine glower it was, too. The man may have been little taller than an overgrown squirrel, but he was undoubtedly one of the great Richard IIIs of his time.
Of course, Richard would have shown an impudent knave like the Whelp considerably less mercy than Sasanoff had, and why our otherwise irascible manager tolerated the striplingâs cheek was a matter of much conjecture in the company. It had to do with an incident early in the tour, some whisperedâa predicament the Whelp freed Sasanoff from with his sharp mind and even sharper tongue. Whatever the reason, even I, Sasanoffâs closest confidante in the troupe, had not been made privy to the truth.
âYes, well . . . youâd all better be on your guard,â Sasanoff snarled at me now. âIâm in a foul enough temper to dismiss the whole companyâmyself included!â
I soothed his savage breast with the sweet music of gentle (feigned) laughter, then changed the subject to something more mutually amusing: the latest broadside in Catherine P_________ and Thomas B____________âs ongoing battle for the affections of Louis H_____________.
[ A short passage has been excised here by request of the B_____________ estate.âS.B.H. ]
My rendering of these inanities dâamour lightened Sasanoffâs spirits considerably. And just in time, too. Horace Tabor and his wife were hosting a reception for the company in the hotelâs paltry ballroom. It was time to kiss the backerâs backside.
Tabor himself I found to be the epitome of the American ideal: a âselfmade man.â Alas, what heâd made of himself was vulgar in the extreme, and the making of him seemed to involve little more than a layer of dumb luck slapped over a foundation of slavering avarice. But, for all that, selfmade he was. God certainly would want none of the credit.
The other town notables who turned out to greet us (and drink Taborâs flat champagne) I have even less to say about, except that they were ânotableâ only for their wretched clothing and abominable manners.
Still, let it never be said I couldnât play to the groundlings, and I was, as always, the darling of all. Sasanoff, as was his way at soirees, stuck close to the hosts (and the money), and I swooped in from time to time when it looked as though the conversation could use a little enlivening. Which was frequently. Tabor was the sort of man who grew forlorn and bewildered if the talk strayed far from commerce, while his wife . . . well, she made such a faint impression I canât, at this late date, recall her at all. In fact, I could barely remember she was present even when she was speaking to me.
I was giving the Tabors a comical foretaste of my performance as Sir Toby Belch, alternately huzzahing and haranguing as only the great old reprobate can, when I noticed Sasanoff scowling at something behind me. I glanced back to find the Whelp sauntering in a full hour late.
Usually, one might expect a sense of decorumâor, at the very least, self interestâto discourage public sniping between a leading man/ manager and his supporting players. Yet (as exhaustively chronicled in previous chapters), Sasanoff and the Whelp had clashed at one gathering after another, and always on the same tiresome subject.
To wit, acting. That, so far as any of the troupe knew, the Whelp was a nobody from nowhere hadnât stopped him from airing his foolish views on proper dramatics. Sometime after leaving London, it seemed, heâd been infected by that always-fatal (to good acting) disease known as