erupted from his stomach and came out his mouth.
âDonât kill him,â the third man in the tableau said, his voice frightened, whiny. âI ainât here for any killing.â
I began to edge to the left, where the land fell away, hunting for a spot where I could get into the clearing without causing a small avalanche of stone and snow. The man with the stun gun said in a bored voice, âIâm not going to kill him.â
Maybe not. The kid had been hit with probably seventy-five thousand volts at a low amperage, so low that the shock doesnât kill or even scar. But the jolt hits you with blinding pain, far worse than being bludgeoned with a brick. There are places in the world, and too many of them here in the United States,where the police or the army get a lot of enjoyment applying these devices to the genitals of men, women, and teenagers.
I pulled back, losing sight of the clearing for half a minute, and worked my way around so I was on level ground. I stepped into the light to the left of the Taser-armed man. He was just about to apply it to the kidâs fluttering stomach again. I said, âStep back slowly, drop the Taser, and turn around, or Iâll shoot you where you stand.â
âJesus,â the man said in a tired, irritated voice, like a plumber who had just discovered he had forgotten a wrench. âWho the hell are you?â He backed away, further into the shadow.
âI ask the questions,â I said, suddenly and coldly aware that the man with the whiny voice was no longer in sight.
âYou got him in your sights?â the heavy man asked.
âGot him.â
Damn. Off in the trees somewhere. They must have heard me coming. I heard the distinctive ratchet of a pump-action rifle.
âSo who the hell are you?â the older man asked me again, his voice sounding like there was a little smile on his lips.
âThe guy whoâs betting he can get off one shot even if heâs hit,â I said. âAnd believe me, Iâm good with this gun. But since your friend has a rifle, maybe I should just shoot you right now and even up the odds a little.â I had dropped a flashlight into my side pocket; from the same pocket I produced my cell phone, flipped it open, and punched in 911. I stood with my thumb on the send button.
âWho are you calling?â the man asked. I couldnât quite place the accent. It was closest to the affected Boston accent that kids from other parts of the country pick up if they attend Harvard.
âGuess,â I said. âThey can figure out where cell calls are made from. If your friend doesnât make a good shot, the police will know exactly where I was when I called. How long do you think itâll take them to get here? How long do you think itâll take you and your buddy to replace the two front tires that I flattened?â
He didnât like that. His face tightened. âI donât much like guns,â he said conversationally. âThey make a mess. Nevertheless, hunting accidents are common. My friend is holding a standard-issue thirty-aught-six on you. Some years ago, the head of the FBI died in a hunting accidentââ
âBill Sullivan,â I said. âDied in 1977. But nobodyâs going to buy that. Deer season is over.â
His face became grave. âThere are complications,â he said with a sigh. âWe seem to be at a standoff. What do you suggest?â
âTell squeaky to come into the light, where I can see him. And you step forward, too.â
I had been moving slowly back. Now I stood mostly in darkness. The man said, âWeâre just having a little business meeting here.â It seemed an odd turn of phrase.
âTell your boss that you hit some hard luck,â I suggested. âThis time, letâs call it a draw.â
âThis time?â
âIt might be different next time,â I told him.
The guy off to the side