Free Missionary Stew by Ross Thomas

“There was this one long piece he wrote for The New Yorker about Togo and Dahomey— about four or five years back. Very sad, funny stuff.”
    “That's not quite what I had in mind,” Veatch said.
    “Wait a minute,” Louise Veatch said. “I recollect now. About the Pulitzer. He was in Vietnam. It was a series he did on corruption. They threw him out of the country.”
    “You’re right,” Haere said. “So where is he now?”
    “You know Craigie's place down on the PCH in Malibu?”
    Haere shook his head.
    “Well, that's where he is. He's Craigie's new super.”
    “Jesus,” Veatch said.
    They kept the governor-elect out of the approach to Morgan Citron. They kept him out for the usual reasons: so that he could deny he knew anything about it, so that he could attend yet another breakfast meeting with his transition team at the Beverly-Wilshire, and so that Haere and Louise Veatch could steal an hour to thresh around in bed together. Veatch at first was not at all sure he wanted his wife in on the approach to Morgan Citron until she crisply reminded him of her admittedly uncanny ability to spot hidden defects of character, faith, and morals.
    “Remember that banker up in Redding—the one you were going to make chairman of your campaign finance committee?”
    Veatch nodded glumly. “The child molester.”
    “Well, who spotted him right off?”
    Veatch sighed. “Okay. Go ahead. You and Draper size him up and if he looks good, hire him.” He turned to Haere. “But he’ll be working for you—not me. Understand?”
    “Perfectly,” Haere said.
    Morgan Citron was slicing some carrots into his new batch of pot au feu when they knocked on the door of Unit A. Still carrying the knife and the carrot, he crossed to the door and opened it. Louise Veatch stood there, smiling. Draper Haere was just behind her.
    “Mr. Citron?” she said.
    Citron nodded. “Somehow,” he said, “I don’t think you two’re the Jehovah's Witness folks.”
    “My name's Mrs. Veatch,” she said, extending her hand. “Mrs. Baldwin Veatch.”
    “I know,” Citron said, accepting her hand.
    “And this is my friend and associate, Mr. Haere.”
    Citron looked at Haere, who moved his still-bandaged right hand in a small apologetic gesture.
    “Draper Haere, right?” Citron said. “The money man.”
    Despite himself, Haere was pleased by the recognition. He smiled and said, “We were wondering if we might talk to you.”
    “All right,” Citron said. “Come in.”
    Louise Veatch and Haere entered the apartment and looked around. What they saw made them keep their expressions carefully neutral. Citron smiled. “Not exactly your basic Malibu sybaritism.”
    “Not exactly,” Louise Veatch said.
    “Sit down,” Citron said, waving them to the Formica table and its molded plastic chairs. “Coffee?” “If it's no bother,” Haere said.
    “It's instant,” Citron said and moved to the Pullman kitchen's small stove, where a pot of water was boiling. He spooned instant coffee into three mismatched mugs and poured the water. “I’ve got sugar, but no cream.”
    Louise Veatch said she drank hers black; Haere asked for sugar. Citron served the coffee, sat down at the table, leaned back in his chair, smiled slightly, and waited for the pitch to begin.
    “Craigie Grey told me you were looking after her place,” Louise Veatch said. “Have you known Craigie long?”
    “Not long.”
    “Craigie's—well, Craigie's unique.”
    “She seems to be.”
    Haere took up the indirect interrogation. “You were in Africa not too long ago.”
    “It's been a little more than a year now.”
    Haere nodded as if grateful for being corrected on some minor point. “I remember reading about it—when you got back to Paris. It was a wire-service story, I think. AP.”
    “They all moved it,” Citron said. “AP, UPI, Reuters. And then it died. Thank God.”
    “You never wrote anything about it yourself though, did you?” Louise Veatch said. She