on your date?â
He looked down at his plate and then back up at me. âWhat do you mean?â
I cringed and looked down at my own plate, suddenly sorry Iâd said anything. âNothing.â
âWhat is it?â
I took a breath and looked at him. âWell⦠you kind of look like a pig when you eat.â
He didnât flinch when I said it, but he swallowed hard, his Adamâs apple moving up and down in his neck.
âSorry.â
He waved me off, pretending he didnât care. âDonât be. I guess itâs better I know, since I have another date this weekend.â
I dropped my fork on my plate, causing a loud clatter. â
You do not!
â
Finally, Dad was smiling. âItâs true.â
âOh, Dad, that is awesome!â I jumped up out of my chair and ran around the table to give him a big hug.
âUgh!â Dad protested when I squeezed too hard.
âTell me
everything
.â
âLet go of me, and Iâll tell you.â
Retracting my arms, I returned to my seat, awaiting the details.
Which oozed out of him like ketchup out of a glass bottle. It was totally maddening.
âWell, her name is Sharon,â he said, then daintily scooped up a few noodles with his fork and deposited them in his mouth.
âSharon what?â
While I waited for him to continue, Dad chewed in a very slow and precise manner. Okay, maybe it would have been better if Iâd heard about his date
before
I criticized his sloppy eating habits.
Once every morsel of food was cleared from his mouth, he continued.
âSharon Adler. You might have met her at the high holidays at temple. Her mother and your grandmother used to play bridge.â
I fought a big smile, unwilling to arouse suspicion but knowing who was behind this setup. I had no idea how my dead grandmother had pulled it off, but I had no doubt she was behind it. âOh, is her name Marjorie?â
âYes, thatâs rightâMarjorie Adler. Good memory!â He took another few noodles and continued. âIt was strange, she phoned me out of the blue at work today.â
Out of the blue, as if.
âReally? Thatâs weird. Did she say why?â
He shook his head. âNot really. She just said she was recently divorced and had been thinking maybe we could get together.â
I made a mental note to get the details from Bubby later.
âAnyway, youâll be very proud of me, Lilah. I asked her where she wanted to go and it turns out we both like Thai.â
âI
am
proud of you, Dad.
Hugely
proud. And what are you going to wear?â
He took a deep breath. âHow about you take your old man shopping Friday night so we can find something nice? My shirt from the other night is ruined and itâs been a long time since Iâve bought new clothes.â
âOf course Iâll take you shopping! Weâll get you some really hip clothes, maybe even some new threads for work.â
Dad actually looked pleased. He dabbed at his mouth with his napkin, making a big show of his manners.
I applauded and then glanced at the clock: 6:17.
The note weâd left in Andrew Finkelâs locker had said to meet us at the Beanery Café at seven. And I still needed some hair and makeup time.
âSorry, but Iâve gotta run.â Pushing my chair back from the table, I picked up my plate and put it in the sink. âDo you mind clearing tonight?â
âItâs the least I can do for my
stylist
,â he said, making me throw my arms around him again. He was a total nerd, but he was definitely a lovable nerd.
âUgh. If you keep squeezing me like that, Iâm going to throw up my dinner.â
âSorry, Iâm just feeling a bit enthusiastic about your dating.â
âFunny, Iâm feeling a bit
nauseated
about my dating.â
âOh, donât worry,â I said, finishing the last of my milk before putting the glass in the sink.