Free The Last Teacher by Chris Dietzel

First Day
     
     
    “Hello, class!”
    None of the students said hello in return, the way they always seemed to do on television shows.  Even after sixteen years of teaching, she never stopped hoping that just one time she would hear a chorus of “Hello, Ms. Phillips” in response to her cheeriness.  Instead, there was silence.
    Not only didn’t the children seem eager to greet her, most of them didn’t even bother to look up at their new English teacher. Gazing at students who had their faces pointed down toward their desks, she couldn’t help but wonder why they bothered to show up if they didn’t want to be there.  The days of school officials tracking down delinquent children were long gone.
    The few kids who did look up at her from behind their desks were the ones who actually wanted to be there, either because they enjoyed reading or because school offered a distraction from what was going on in the world.  These were the kids who at least smiled at her politely when she spoke.  Maybe one or two of them were conditioned to believe good grades still mattered, and they knew she would give them an A+ if they acted like they cared.
    “I’m Ms. Phillips.” She pointed to her name, written on the chalkboard for the class to see, and smiled. “However, feel free to call me Ray if you like. Whichever you prefer.”
    Now, every face in the room was looking at her.  But the ones who had been smiling were now scratching their chins or frowning.  The ones who had been more interested in the graffiti on their desks were all looking up and smirking.  She waited for the question she knew was coming, the same question she got every year when she introduced herself.
    “Ray?” the boy in the back corner of the room said.  “Like, short for Raymond? Like, a dude’s name?”
    There was always one in each class.  Some things never let her down.
    “No,” she said, still smiling. “Ray, like a ray of sunshine.”  Then, when none of the students were put at ease by this comment or by her happy demeanor, she added, “My parents were hippies.”
    One girl rubbed at her eyes.  A boy looked down at his desk as if she had told them to begin reading in silence.  The boy who had asked if she was named after a man chuckled and shook his head in wonder.  This would be the one thing he would tell his parents about if they asked how his first day of school had been.
    The only thing she could think to add was, “People used to be a lot more carefree than they are now.  Before, well, you know, everything that’s going on.”
    On the news that morning, the anchor woman had said the population dipped under six million people for the first time in decades.  Unless scientists could find a cure for what was happening, the population would keep declining until there was no one left.
    “When I call your name,” she said, “say Here . Kelly Abraham?”
    “Here.”
    “Zack Childers.”
    “Here.”
    “Farah Fran.”
    “Here.”
    “Stacey Klankston.”
    “Here.”
    “Kevin Mathiason.”
    “Here.”
    “Christy Neal.”
    “Here.”
    “Candace Nieler.”
    “Here.”
    “Celeste Rodriguez.”
    “Here.”
    “Eric Tates.”
    “Yo!”
    She looked up from the list of students who were assigned to her class. In the corner of the room, with his feet up on the empty chair in front of him, was the smiling face of the teenager who had asked her if her first name was short for Raymond.  She could tell from how far his mouth stretched open that he thought he was the funniest person alive. There was always one kid who had to try and make things difficult.
    She cringed then, but not because the class clown had identified himself so early.  Only nine of the desks were occupied.  Only nine students in the entire class.
    Senior English, her first class of the day, was supposed to have the most students.  If this was going to be her most crowded class, she didn’t want to think about how many children would be in Period 2 or