Free All the King's Men by Robert Penn Warren Page A

Boss asked.
    “Well, you’re Governor. They tell me.”
    “Yeah, I’m Governor, Jack, and the trouble with Governors is they think they got to keep their dignity. But listen here, there ain’t anything worth doing a man can do and keep his dignity. Can you figure out a single thing you really please-God like to do you can do and keep your dignity? The human frame just ain’t built that way.”
    “All right,” I said.
    “And when I get to be President, if I want to see somebody I’m gonna right out and see ‘em.”
    “Sure,” I said, “in the middle of the night, but when you do I hope you leave me at home to get a night’s sleep maybe.”
    “The hell I will,” he said. “When I’m President I’m gonna take you with me. I’m gonna keep you and Sugar-Boy right in the White House so I can have you all handy. Sugar-Boy can have him a pistol range in the back hall and a brace of Republican Congressmen to be caddy for him and set up the tin cans, and you can bring your girls right in the big front door, and there’s gonna be a member of the Cabinet to hold their coats and pick up hair pins after ‘em. There’s gonna be a special member of the Cabinet to do it. He’s gonna be the Secretary of the Bedchamber of Jack Burden, and he will keep the telephone numbers straight and send back any little pink silk articles to the right address when they happen to get left behind. Tint’s got the build, so I’m gonna get him a little operation and put flowing silk pants on him and a turban and give him a tin scimitar like he was a High Grand Shriner or something, and he can sit on a tuffet outside your door and be the Secretary of the Bedchamber. And how you like that, boy, huh?” And he reached back over the back of the front seat and slapped me on the knee. He had to reach a long way back, for it was a long way from the front seat of the Cadillac to my knee even if I was lying on my shoulder blades.
    “You will go down in history,” I said.
    “Boy, wouldn’t I!” And he started to laugh. He turned round to watch the lit-up road, and kept on laughing.
    Then we hit a little town and beyond it a filling station and lunch stand. Sugar-Boy got some gas and brought the Boss and me a couple of cokes. Then we went on.
    The Boss didn’t say another word till we hit Burden’s Landing. All he said then was, “Jack, you tell Sugar-Boy how to find the house. It’s your pals live down here.”
    Yes, my pals lived down there. Or had lived down there. Adam and Anne Stanton had lived down there, in the white house where their widowed father, the Governor, lived. They had been my friends, Anne and Adam. Adam and I had fished and sailed all over that end of the Gulf of Mexico, and Anne, who was big-eyed and quiet-faced and thin, had been with us, close and never saying a word. And Adam and I had hunted and camped all over the country, and Anne had been there, a thin-legged little girl about four years younger than we were. And we had sat by the fire in the Stanton house–or in my house–and had played with toys or read books while Anne sat there. Then after a long time Anne wasn’t a little girl any more. She was a big girl and I was so much in love with her that I lived in a dream. In that dream my heart seemed to be ready to burst, for it seemed that the whole world was inside it swelling to get out and the world. But that summer came to an end. Time passed and nothing happened that we had felt so certain at one time would happen. So now Anne was an old maid living in the city, and even if she did look pretty good yet and wore clothes that didn’t hurt her any, her laugh was getting brittle and there was a drawn look on her face as though she were trying to remember something. What was Anne trying to remember? Well, I didn’t have to try to remember. I could remember but I didn’t want to remember. If the human race didn’t remember anything it would be perfectly happy. I was student of history once in a university