day.â
âOur job is to share it, to enjoy it. Guide it if you can, make suggestions, make requests, but youâre always working with someone elseâs imagination. Remember that.â
He sipped another mug of hot chocolate and said nothing. He was thinking about Amanda. Emilyâs words from earlier were still rolling round his head. He was sure heâd be able to prove her wrong. Maybe no other imaginary friend had made it back to their real friend before, their original friend, but that just meant heâd be the first.
He listened to the conversations going on around him. They were about people he didnât know whoâd done things he didnât understand in places heâd never heard of with children heâd never met. After a while he decided he had to speak up.
He coughed.
âExcuse me,â he said.
The room fell silent, except for the rhythmic bouncing noise of a Friend who was the spitting image of a ping pong ball. (Rudger was more than glad Amanda had imagined him as an ordinary boy. It made things much easier.)
âIâm new here,â he said. âAs you know. Emilyâs been very helpful and has told me about how this place works. Butâ¦I donâtâ¦I donât think Iâm meant to be here, not yet. There was an accident, you see.â
He began to tell the story, beginning the night before, when theyâd been playing hide and seek with the babysitter.
âDid you say âMr Buntingâ?â Snowflake asked, from somewhere near the ceiling, when Rudger first mentioned the man.
âYeah,â he said. âThatâs what Amanda said his name was. She heard him tell her mum.â
ââ Mr Bunting â?â
There was something funny about the way the dinosaur said the name. As if it were teasing him.
â What is it?â he said.
Emily put a hand on his shoulder and chuckled.
âSorry, Rudge. We all know about Mr Bunting already. Itâs no good trying to make out you met him. You're not gonna fool us. Sorry to ruin your story.â
âNo, but we did meet him. He tried toââ
The teddy bear, a girl called Cruncher-of-Bones, laughed.
âOh yeah? Next youâll be saying you met Simple Simon.â
âWhoâs Simple Simon?â
âHeâs even scarier than Mr Bunting,â Emily said. 'He takes the place of your real friend in the night. Puts on their skin, looks at you through their eyes, and he tells you to do things. Weird things. Dangerous things. And because he says it in their voice, using their tongue to make the words, wellâ¦you have to do it.â
âOh, be quiet, Emily,â said Snowflake. âSimple Simon gives me the willies. Iâll not be able to sleep tonight now youâve put the thought in my head.â The dinosaur gnashed its great teeth together and shook as if a shiver were going up its spine. âBrrr.â
âBut it wasnât this Simple Simon bloke,â Rudger said, âit was Mr Bunting. Tell me about him. What do you know?â
âOnly what everyone knows, Rudge,â Emily said. âHe was born hundreds of years ago,â she went on, sounding as if she were reciting from an encyclopaedia, âbut he made a bargain with the devil. Blah, blah, blah.â
âI heard it was with pixies,â someone said.
â No, aliens,â said another.
âI thought it was with a bank manager,â said Cruncher-of-Bones.
âWell, I heard it was the devil, but it donât matter,â Emily went on. âThe point is, he just keeps on living. He donât die, even though heâs hundreds of years old.â
âAnd what keeps him alive isâ¦go onâ¦â the ping pong ball urged between bounces.
âHe eats imaginaries, Rudge. He eats people like us. And for each one he eats, he lives another year longer. Thatâs what they say. But the stories donât say anything about him