behind him. âI was just telling his lordship about the messenger.â
âItâs only that I thought I saw the little urchin giving you cheek down in the quad.â
âNo, no, heâs been very respectful. We were having a joke, thatâs all.â
âWell, in that case, Iâll get on with my work.â
âYes, yes, you do that. Very good, very good.â
Charles backed the porter out of the door and shut it behind him with a sigh of relief.
âWhatâs going on, Charlie?â asked Frank, still not fully awake. He yawned, stretched and scratched the back of his head. âWhatâs the messenger here for?â
Charles waited until the footsteps had died away. âYouâd better ask yourself. I must say Iâm also rather intrigued to know the answer.â
Frank took his first proper look at me and swore. âDamn and blast, Cat, what are you doing here?â He grabbed a dressing gown and hastily wrapped himself up in it.
âI was rather hoping youâd let me warm up and have some breakfast,â I replied with a longing look at the fire. âIâve just spent the night on the tiles.â
âGood lord, Cat, you look frozen.â He grabbed my hands, now noticing that they were blue with cold, and rubbed them briskly in his palms, all trace of sleepiness vanished. âCharlie,get the blanket off my bed.â
Bundled up by the fire, warming up at last, I began to tell them the tale of my escape across the rooftops.
âMiss Royal, you are certainly a most extraordinary young lady!â exclaimed Charles when Iâd finished.
âYouâd better drop the Miss Royal, sir,â I said. âIâm a boy for the moment.â
âIn that case, youâd better call me Charlie. Canât have you calling me âsirâ the whole time.â
âBut what are we going to do about you, Cat?â said Frank, striding up and down the hearthrug. âYou canât stay here, you know.â
I nodded. I had known that I couldnât hide out at Westminster School for long but the thought of wandering the streets again was terrifying.
âWeâve got lessons this morning,â continued Frank. âDame Clough, our house matron, will be coming in and out to clean. And Charlieâs brother is expected any moment.â
âNo need to worry about Tom. Iâve had wordthat he wonât be here till after Christmas now. Still not got over his bout of measles,â said Charlie. He then turned to look at me, the flicker of an idea dawning in his eyes. âNo, it wouldnât work. Iâm being foolish . . .â
Frank caught the tail end of the scheme before it was completely abandoned by Charlie. âI donât know.â He put the cap back on my head, inspecting me closely. âIf sheâs put in the College Dormitory weâd be stuffed, but we could say your mother wants him to sleep in the same house as you because of his delicate health. He could have your room â we could share mine. No oneâs met him yet, I assume?â
âNo. Tomâs been with a tutor in Dublin for the past two years.â
âWell, itâs possible weâd get away with it then.â
I looked from one to the other, hardly believing they were suggesting what I thought they were suggesting.
âShe â heâd have to arrive properly â in a carriage and with luggage and so on,â said Charlie.
âI can fix that,â said Frank.
âYouâre both mad,â I said. âIâd be found out in one second flat.â
They grinned at each other.
âOh, I donât know. You underestimate your acting powers, Cat,â said Frank. âIâve seen you with Syd and the boys. Itâd be fun to try, wouldnât it?â
âBut . . .â
âAnd I canât turn you out, can I? Where would you go? You know better than me what can happen to girls on
J.A. Konrath, Bernard Schaffer