the streets. And youâre far more likely to get picked up by the runners if youâre out there. The worse that would happen to you here is that youâd be expelled.â
âAnd you two as well!â
Charlie shrugged. âI donât mind. I donât like it here that much, to tell you the truth. All they seem to teach is how to bully and be bullied.â
âAnd you know I never wanted to come in the first place,â added Frank. âMama wonât mind if Iâm chucked out. Father would shout, but not fortoo long â not when he knows that I did it to help you. So you see, youâd be doing us a favour.â
âYou are both mad,â I repeated, shaking my head. âCracked. Addled. Raving. And, anyway, what happens when the real boy arrives?â
âThatâs weeks off yet. It seems to me that the most immediate problem is saving you from the runners.â Frank whisked the cap off my head, letting my hair tumble out. âSadly, I think weâll have to sacrifice this to the cause.â
âYes, Tom Cats donât sport ringlets,â agreed Charlie.
âShall you be the barber or shall I?â
âIâll do it,â said Charlie, taking out a pair of scissors from his desk drawer. âShe doesnât know me so well yet and is not likely to curse me so loudly when she sees what Iâve done.â
âYouâre not . . .â I stammered.
âWe are.â Frank suddenly looked serious. âUnless you have a better idea?â I thought for a moment then shook my head. âPlease, Cat, for my sake â and for Lizzie. I donât want to visit younext at Newgate. I donât make a very good prison visitor â Iâm terrible at small talk.â
I bit my lip. What could I do, Reader? On the one hand, I could take my chances on the streets and probably end up in a cell by the evening. On the other, I could try this madcap idea which might, just might, succeed. What did I have to lose?
âAll right,â I sighed. âYou can cut it off.â
âTo be safe, I think weâd better cut it pretty hard,â said Frank, taking a strand in his fingers. âYou see, you donât look much like a boy, Cat, even with a cap on. Whatâs your brother like, Charlie?â
âBig â makings of a prizefighter.â
âHmm. Well, the measles have taken it out of him, thatâs all I can say. Your new brother Tom will be more in the angelic chorister mould.â
I closed my eyes and tried not to think about how long it would take to grow back as the hair dropped into my lap. When Charlie finally told me to look in the mirror, I saw a tousle-haired waif staring back. Cat Royal seemed to havevanished. There wasnât much of me at the best of times â but without my curls I was almost invisible â reduced to a pair of large, tear-filled green eyes in a pale, freckled face.
The boys looked at each other nervously. âWhat do you think?â Charlie asked, turning to Frank.
âNot sure. Still too damned pretty.â They were both watching me, worried how I was going to react.
Now my hair was gone, it was too late to back out. I mentally shook myself. There I was, wallowing in self-pity again when they were trying their best to help me. I had to make more of an effort.
âLook!â I said, throwing off the blanket and displaying my scraped elbows and hands. âMy knees are the same. Is that more boyish for you?â I turned back to the mirror, ruffled my hair so that it stuck up at the front and stuck out my tongue at the reflection. âThomas Hengrave, pleased to meet you.â
Charlie laughed, his relief palpable. Hestrode over and shook my hand. âPleased to meet you too, little brother. Now, letâs get you some decent clothes and set this charade rolling.â
âSo, you have just recovered from the measles, Hengrave, is that so?â said Dr