the story he fed the school. Count your blessings, I guess.â
There was no way I could tell them. Absolutely none. But in spite of myself, I was starting to like this weird, new Team Madison. And I was weirdly touched by how nice they were being to me. Could I trust them? Did it matter? What the hell, it wasnât like I had anyone else.
âI have a better idea,â I said. âWhy donât you guys help me out with something.â
Dustin Jr. let out an excited burble and vomited. Madison, not missing a beat as she swabbed him off with a handful of napkins, raised a perfectly plucked eyebrow. âWhat kind of something?â
âSomething secret,â I said.
Madisonâs eyes lit up. âI
love
secrets,â she said as her baby giggled. âI
knew
there was a reason I missed you.â
âRemember your book report on Dorothy?â She nodded. âYouâre going to help me find that bitchâs shoes.â
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âDorothyâs
shoes
?â Madisonâs eyes were wide in disbelief. âYou really
did
get hit on the head, right? News flash, babe. Dorothy isnât a real person.â
âWell . . . ,â I said, hesitating. âI can explainââ But I was cut off by the bell for fifth period. Dustin and Madison were staring at me. Dustin Jr. burped and closed his eyes. âMeet me after school,â I said in a rush. âOn the front steps. It will make sense. Sort of. I promise.â But they were gathering up their books and bags.
âGotta hose this little dude off,â Madison said, not meeting my eyes. Okay, fine. Madison had been the worst thing in my life before I left for Oz, and Dustin had just been a dopey dreamer who I thought I had something in common with. Who was I kidding? We werenât friends. And it didnât matter, because I didnât need them. Iâd done everything else on my own. I could do this, too. Dustin gave me a little wave as they walked away from me.I waved back. At least heâd always been nice. Even if it was only because he wanted something from me.
I needed a plan, but I didnât even know where to start. Gert, Mombi, and Glamora hadnât given me much to go on. In between pre-calc and PE I ducked into the girlsâ bathroom, locked myself in a stall, and did my best to send out a couple of tendrils of magic just to see if I suddenly could. But it was no use. I was going to have to do this the hard way, and I didnât have a clue where to start.
To make my day even worse, I had a hot date with Assistant Principal Strachan. Heâd told my mom Iâd have to come in and meet with him on my first day back. The last thing I wanted was to make waves, so I made sure I was at his office ten minutes early. The receptionist, Mrs. Perkins, had probably been working at the high school when my grandmother was in diapers. She was a sweet older lady who always wore matching twinsets, no matter the weather, and kept a stash of lollipops in her desk drawer. Which I knew, because Iâd spent a lot of time in Assistant Principal Strachanâs office. But Mrs. Perkins never judged me no matter how many times I got in trouble. I think secretly she was on my side.
âAmy!â she exclaimed as I walked into the school office. âItâs been a while since you visited!â She winked at me and dug a lollipop out of her drawer before I even asked. âThe principal will be with you in just a moment. Have a seat.â
âCherry! You remembered,â I said, sitting in one of the uncomfortable plastic chairs. I didnât really care that much aboutMrs. Perkinsâs lollipops, but she always seemed so happy when I took one that I pretended to be excited. A few minutes later, I could hear Assistant Principal Strachan yelling for me from behind his door. Mrs. Perkins winked at me again as I took a deep breath and walked into his office.
If Iâd changed in the last month,