Free Brother Odd by Dean Koontz

have to close yourself away from, sir.”
    “You mean the summer before last, the shootings at the mall. You don’t need no one’s forgiveness, son.”
    “I knew it was coming, they were coming, the gunmen. I should’ve been able to stop it. Nineteen people died.”
    “Everyone says, without you, hundreds would’ve died.”
    “I’m no hero. If people knew about my gift and knew
still
I couldn’t stop it, they wouldn’t call me a hero.”
    “You ain’t God, neither. You did all you could, anyone could.”
    As I put down the Coke, picked up the bottle of aspirin, and shook two more tablets onto my palm, I changed the subject. “Are you going to wake the abbot and tell him that I fell over an unconscious monk?”
    He stared at me, trying to decide whether to
allow
me to change the subject. Then: “Maybe in a while. First, I’m gonna try to take an unofficial bed count, see if maybe I can find someone holdin’ ice to a lump on his head.”
    “The monk I fell over.”
    “Exactly. We got two questions. Second, why would some guy club a monk? But
first,
why would a monk be out at this hour where he could get himself clubbed?”
    “I guess you don’t want to get a brother in trouble.”
    “If there’s sin involved, I ain’t gonna help him keep what he done from his confessor. That won’t be no favor to his soul. But if it was just some kinda foolishness, the prior maybe don’t have to know.”
    A prior is a monastery’s disciplinarian.
    St. Bartholomew’s prior was Father Reinhart, an older monk with thin lips and a narrow nose, less than half the nose of which Brother Knuckles could boast. His eyes and eyebrows and hair were all the color of an Ash Wednesday forehead spot.
    Walking, Father Reinhart appeared to float like a spirit across the ground, and he was uncannily quiet. Many of the brothers called him the Gray Ghost, though with affection.
    Father Reinhart was a firm disciplinarian, though not harsh or unfair. Having once been a Catholic-school principal, he warned that he had a paddle, as yet never used, in which he had drilled holes to reduce wind resistance. “Just so you know,” he had said with a wink.
    Brother Knuckles went to the door, hesitated, looked back at me. “If somethin’ bad is comin’, how long we got?”
    “After the first bodachs show up…it’s sometimes as little as a day, usually two.”
    “You sure you ain’t got a concussion or nothin’?”
    “Nothing that four aspirin won’t help,” I assured him. I popped the second pair of tablets into my mouth and chewed them.
    Knuckles grimaced. “What’re you, a tough guy?”
    “I read that they’re absorbed into your bloodstream faster this way, through the tissue in your mouth.”
    “What—you get a flu shot, you have the doc inject it in your tongue? Get a few hours’ sleep.”
    “I’ll try.”
    “Find me after Lauds, before Mass, I’ll tell you who got himself conked—and maybe why, if he knows why. Christ be with you, son.”
    “And with you.”
    He left and closed the door behind him.
    The doors of the suites in the guesthouse, like those of the monks’ rooms in another wing, have no locks. Everyone here respects the privacy of others.
    I carried a straight-backed chair to the door and wedged it under the knob, to prevent anyone from entering.
    Maybe chewing aspirin and letting them dissolve in your mouth speeds up absorption of the medication, but they taste like crap.
    When I drank some Coke to wash out the bad taste, the crushed tablets reacted with the soft drink, and I found myself foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog.
    When it comes to tragic figures, I’ve got a much greater talent for slapstick than Hamlet did, and whereas King Lear would step over a banana peel in his path, my foot will find it every time.

CHAPTER 9
    T HE COMFORTABLE BUT SIMPLE GUEST SUITE had a shower so small that I felt as if I were standing in a coffin.
    For ten minutes I let the hot water beat on my left shoulder, which