of people, and we went into town a lot. I asked anyone I met, but I honestly didnât expect to win. I donât remember the details anymore, but when I did end up winning and Heidi had lost her last chance? I was shocked, and she was steaming mad.â
âSo Heidi threatened to kill her,â Kelly said. âNobody would have paid any attention, except she said it, screamed it really, right in front of the whole gymnasium full of kids and families. We were all, what, ten or so?â She looked from Grace to Raquel, who nodded as one.
âSeriously?â Skylar nearly choked on laughter. âIf we said anything like that today, weâd get hauled out of school in handcuffs.â
âI donât think it came out like âIâm going to kill you,â â Joely said. âIt was something on the order of âYou stink so bad Joely Crockett. You deserve to die like a stinky skunk, and I know where thereâs a family of them. I should put them all in a room with you and kill you with their smell.â â
âThe really ridiculous thing is, she actually did try,â Raquel-or-was-it-Grace said. âShe had three brothers. The oldest one was a pretty creepy guy whoâs long gone from Jackson, thank goodness. He was the one who helped her catch two juvenile skunks and sneak them in Joelyâs open window.â
Alec turned his head and stared at Joely in disbelief. âThat must have been ugly.â
âIt was, although I only lost a fake bearskin rug, a pair of boots, and the dust ruffle on my bed. It didnât kill me because even though they put a towel under my bedroom door, they forgot to close the window all the way.â Joely laughed. âIt could have done a lot more damage. Fortunately, the animals were young and only had tiny stinks. Dad and Skylarâs grandpa, Leif, live trapped them and sealed the trap in an airtight container long enough to release the little guys.â
âI hope that Heidi person got into a lot of trouble,â Skylar said.
âShe did. She never forgave me for that either.â
âAnd there was karma,â Kelly said. âJoely went on to win both the senior princess title and the high school rodeo queen competition. The year after that, she was homecoming queen. Every time, Heidi was first runner-up.â
âAll right!â Skylar pumped her fist in the air.
âWhat about Miss Rodeo America?â Alec asked.
Joely shook her head. âI never competed for it. Someone talked me into participating in the Miss Wyoming pageant and then I won soââ
âI remember when you won!â Skylar said. âMy whole family was there!â
âI remember that, too.â Joely looked back at the girl. âThat was really special.â
âSo did you become Miss America, too?â Alec asked. âDid I miss that?â
âIt would have been Miss USA, but no. Thank heavens. Way, way too much pressure.â
âShe was in the top ten, though,â Kelly said. âAnd she got to have a really big stage for her platform, which was preventing animal abuse. She shut down a half dozen abusive facilities throughout Wyoming that year.â
âI didnât personally do it. I just told people about them. Itâs true, that was a great vehicle for promoting something I felt strongly about.â
âTwo small poultry operations, three super-awful puppy mills, a man who had fifteen or so starved and neglected horses, and one fox farm where they were electrocuting the foxes byââ
âStop!â Joely cut Kelly off with a sharp order. âI donât need to relive itâI saw it in person.â
âIâm impressed,â Alec said. âAn animal rights advocate. Brave indeed.â
âI wasnât affiliated with any organization,â she said. âI was generically for the rights of animals not to be abused. My platform was that we humans