Free F*cking Awkward by Christine Zolendz, Taryn Plendl, Ahren Sanders, Brooke Page, Aly Martinez, Carey Heywood, Brooke Blaine, A.D. Justice, Amanda Maxlyn, B.A. Wolfe Page A

and you thought I could reach your asshole?”
    I stood up and raked a hand through my hair. “Hey! Do not blame me because you have a perverted, gay cat!”
    “Posh Spice is a girl,” she informed me, still fighting her laugh back.
    I threw my hands out to my sides. “Well, fan-fucking-tastic! My straight card is still intact! Now, I only have to turn my bestiality card over at the end of the evening.”
    And that’s when she lost it. Crashing over onto her side in the bed, she became consumed by a fit of laughter. I glared for several seconds, but it didn’t take long before the humor of it all consumed me too.
    Climbing back into the bed, I pointedly dragged the covers over us. She was still in hysterics when I pulled her against my side and said, “That was the world’s worst sex.”
    Her smile was huge as she looked up into my eyes. “Kinda makes you regret buying that plane ticket now, huh?”
    She was fucking beautiful. And not just in a superficial way—although that didn’t hurt. But the ease I felt with her made it easy for me to reply, “Not at all.”
    Her smile grew. “I’m pretty sure sex can’t get worse than that. Foreplay should be a breeze in the awkward department now. Right?”
    I kissed her forehead and then stilled when the tiny feet of a cat padded up my legs.
    “Oh, hell no!” I swung a hand out, shoving the beast to the floor.
    “Your girlfriend’s jealous,” she teased.
    “She should be. Her cat had the pleasure of rimming me before she did.”
    Her eyes flashed wide. “So, I’m your girlfriend now?”
    I arched an eyebrow. “I saw your unshaved pubes. I’m pretty sure we’re at year seven of marriage at this point.”
    She slapped my chest and then cuddled in closer. “I’m really glad you came.”
    I gave her a tight squeeze, suddenly focusing on the fact that I’d have to leave the next day. It had been a clusterfuck since I’d arrived, but I’ll be damned if dread didn’t fill my gut.
    I wanted this every day. Her. Me. The laughter. (Probably not the cat though.) But Savannah to Chicago was one hell of a commute.
    I sucked in a deep breath and decided that it was worth trying though. We’d figure it out.
    I had too.
    I’d had more than my fair share of women, but I’d never met another Kara Reed. And, deep down, I knew I never would.
    Not willing to look like any more of a bitch than I already had, I pressed a lingering kiss to her lips. “Is it time for round two yet?”
    She rolled on top of me. “I’m pretty sure we still need to finish round one.”
    The End
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    Wrecked and Ruined series.
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A Night to Remember
Amanda Maxlyn
    A light sheen of sweat forms along my forehead and my cheeks begin to burn. I start to fan myself under the intense lights that line my bathroom vanity as I stare at my reflection.
    “You got this, Brit,” I say to myself in a reassuring tone with a small nod. A smile forms, reminding me of the confident woman I am.
    Normally I’m not someone to get worked up, let alone nervous prior to having sex, but this is different. I’m actually a very sexual person. Sure, I had a slutty phase after my last breakup, but that only lasted three months. What can I say? I’m young and adventurous, and a woman at my age should explore her sexuality. Being in your early twenties is all about finding yourself. Both personally and sexually. But tonight is different. I want tonight to be perfect. A night neither Scott nor I will forget.
    When my best friend Erika wanted to introduce me to Scott