right?â
âJa. You gotta mate a donkey and a horse. A mule is barren, whether itâs a john or a molly.â About then Horse had apparently had enough of a hello and went trotting across the pasture toward some equine friends.
âItâs an interesting choice, to breed an animal that canât reproduce itself. Must make it challenging.â
âOne of my best customers calls it âjob security.ââ There was a glint of humor in his eyes. âAnyhow, mules are special. Maybe some things the creator makes arenât meant to multiply.â
There was a funny tone in his voice, something dark. I wasnât sure what it meant until I remembered what Grady had said about Ezra Beiler losing not only his wife but apparently a child too in a miscarriage. Suddenly my own mourning hit me down low, an undefined pain in my core, and I felt guilty and stupid for the way Ezra made me feelâthe way I hadnât felt since Terry died.
I didnât know what to say, so I said nothing. We were nearly at the trees.
âYou were askinâ about cows. See, mules are smarter than horses by far. And cows make horses look intelligent. Usually cows are milked in the morninâ, so farmers will shut âem up afterthe eveninâ milkinâ, especially this time of year. Then they let âem out again once theyâve been milked in the morninâ.â
âWhat time do they finish the morning milking?â
âDepends on how lazy the farmer is,â Ezra said with a gravely serious tone. âBut thatâs just talkinâ about milkinâ cows. Thereâs also calves and heifers. You need to separate the calves and the heifers from the milkinâ cows so they donât steal your milk. They like as not have free access to a separate pasture all the time. Then thereâs the bulls, if a farmâs got âem. I guess you know why theyâd need to have their own acre. And if itâs beef cows, well, thatâs a whole ânother story. Most farmers with beef cows just leave the herd out all the time cause thereâs no reason to bring âem into the barn or keep the bulls apart even.â
It was the most information any of the Amish had given me without repeated prompting. Weâd reached the creek, and I stopped there and looked at him.
âThatâs . . . useful. But Iâd probably need to take a course in animal husbandry before Iâd remember half of it.â
âI guess I shoulda just said, âIt all depends.ââ He got a wry little quirk in the corner of his mouth and a sparkle in his eyes even as they avoided mine and looked out over the creek. Holy shit. I was beginning to figure out Ezra Beilerâs sense of humor, and it was drier than sandpaper in the desert. I liked it.
âWhat about your neighborâs animals? Theyâre mostly dairy cows, right?â
He shrugged. âI seen âem down here.â He nodded his head toward the chicken wire strung up between his farm and the Millersâ. âBut canât say Iâve put much thought into it. Got work enough of my own without worrying about their animals, âless Isee âem in the road or someplace theyâre not supposed to be. They get loose in my garden, Iâd be real interested in that.â
I turned away to hide my smile. âOkay. Do you ever see any hunters or fisherman using the creek?â
âI hear gunshots more than I see âem, but theyâre down here for sure.â
âIt doesnât bother the Amish when hunters trespass on your land?â
âWell, sometimes itâs Amish who hunt here. Itâs allowed, you know, though most Amish farmers donât have the time. But English people do it too. Thereâs a sort of honor system. Hunters keep the deer from getting to be a problemâdeer and farminâ donât get along real well. And if they bring somethinâ
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