Free Detecting Lust: An Erotic Detective Novel (Sin Book 1) by Mikey Lee Page B

he’s hot, and my flirting skills have gone way down hill.”

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    S eth headed over to his favorite little burger joint across the street from the precinct. This was such a guilty pleasure of his. There were only two things he absolutely loved in his mouth: a big, huge, greasy, bacon cheeseburger and Zee’s wet pussy.
    “Hey! Hey Detective, can I get you the usual?” The guy behind the counter yelled as Seth walked in the door.
    “You got it boss-man. How about you throw in an extra piece of bacon, huh?” Seth replied back while grabbing his table in the corner.
    Sitting down, he pulled the list of e-mails that Ashley was kind enough to staple together for him. Seth slightly shook his head. That is one goofy ass girl. I can’t tell if she stumbles over her words and shit because she’s still new to the force, and it’s a rank thing, or, if that adorable little thing has a crush on me or something. He was pretty sure it was a combination of the two after the whole boob brush earlier. He pushed that out of his head and looked down at the list, reaching into his jacket pocket to pull out his pen.
    Let’s see, we can cross off any of these that are woman, and I’m guessing all of her teachers. So, professor blah blah … you’re out of here. Who the hell are these people? T.Bateman@, E.Jager@, R.Caligula@, J.Watson@, L.McAdam@, J.Marley@, W.Thorne@, well hell these could be anyone. I’ve got my work cut out for me.
    “Order up!” The cook yelled from behind the counter.
    “Thanks boss.” Seth yelled back and went to pick up his cheeseburger.

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    S eth sat there eating his burger, mouth watering for the next bite, while intermittently crossing off names from the e-mail list, when his cell phone rang.
    “Hey Ashley, what’s up?” Seth said with what seemed like half of the burger in his mouth.
    “I got the information back from the credit card company, and I already looked up where his address is. And, uhhh… I’m not the expert here, but this actually might be a clue.” She said with some excitement.
    “Why, whatcha got?” Seth narrowed his eyes.
    “The address came back to 78 Southwinds Dr., which is clear on the other side of the city. Why would someone who lives and works on the other side of the city be at the location, on the time and date of the attack?” Ashley said.
    “Good question. We’ll just need to find a tie between this guy and our victim.” Seth mentioned. “Did you get a name to go along with the address?”
    “I did, his name is Mr. Caligula… a Roman Caligula.” She said.
    Seth coughed loudly and almost spit out his burger. “Wait… what?” Seth swallowed and grabbed his drink, trying not to choke.
    “What?” Ashley paused, “do you know him or something?”
    “Did you say his name is Roman Caligula?” Seth asked, still coughing.
    “Um, yeah, why?” Ashley again questioned.
    “Well then, that’s kinda fitting.” Seth was shaking his head while writing the name down in his notes.
    Seth explained, “The name Caligula goes all the way back to like the first century or something like that. Caligula was an Emperor of Rome, and he was a sexual terror. He was an absolute horror to the people and the senators of Rome in that time.”
    “I had no idea, I’ve never heard the name before.” Ashley said.
    Seth continued, “One of the more famous stories that I remember from back in the day when I was…” Seth paused, realizing he was about to get a bit personal. He started again.
    “At one of Caligula’s parties or dinners or something like that, he invited all the senators and council members. In the middle of the party, he took one of the senator’s wives back to his personal chambers and had his way with her. Afterwards when he was done, he returned to the party and bragged not only to the guests but also to the senator whose wife he enjoyed.”
    “Oh my god.” Ashley said. “This guy sounds like a real jerk.”
    “Oh he was, yeah, he was later