no doubt about it: Lady Holmes was snoring.
She reported her findings to Charlotte, who led her to a room at the back of the house. There Charlotte opened a window. âMoo as loudly as you can, please.â
âWhat?â Livia was extraordinarily good at imitating animal soundsâa most useless talent for a lady except for entertaining her baby sister when they were little. She hadnât mooed in years.
âPlease. Itâll be a signal to Mott.â
Mott was their groom and coachmanâand gardener, too, when the family was in town.
âBut why do you want to signal Mott?â
âIâll explain. But please hurry. Itâll be past his bedtime soon and I donât want him to go to sleep thinking heâs no longer needed.â
Livia wondered if she were roaring drunk. Or perhaps Charlotte was. The
moo
emerged with surprising vigor, if also plenty of unintended tremolo.
She moaned. âI sound like the bovine version of a fishwife, toward the end of an argument.â
âBut a victorious one,â said Charlotte.
An unconvincing
baaa
came back from the mews. Charlotte nodded. âMottâs heard us.â
âNow will you tell me whatâs going on?â
âAll right,â said Charlotte, guiding Livia back to their room. âBut you must promise not to say anything to anyone.â
âI promise. What is it?â
Charlotte shut the door and began to unbutton her dress. âIâm leaving.â
âI know that.â Her suitcases had been packed for the rail journey on the morrow that would see her confined to the country for the foreseeable future. âI wish Mamma didnât have such a bee in her bonnet about my staying put for the rest of the Season. To prove what point? Iâd rather we be locked away in the country together.â
âWe will neither of us be locked away in the country,â said Charlotte. âMott is bringing round the carriage. Heâll take me to one of the bigger hotels near Trafalgar Square, where the clerks wonât find it so strange that an unaccompanied woman comes to ask for a room at this hour. Tomorrow Iâll find a place in a boardinghouse.â
Livia shook her head. Was she hearing things? âYou canât be serious. Youâre running away?â
âI am not. I am of age. I am free to leave my parentsâ home and set up my own establishment. It only appears as if Iâm running away because I donât want our parents interfering with my plans.â
âMy God, youâre running away.â
For the first time, Charlotte raised the glass of madeira Livia had poured for her hours ago, an odd little smile on her face. âAll right, Iâm running away. I prefer being on my own to being locked up in the country.â
âBut Charlotte, how will you know where to find a boardinghouse? Or which ones are suitable for a lady?â
â
Work and Leisure
publishes a curated list from time to timeâitâs amagazine aimed at women who work or are seeking employment. Iâve memorized the most recent list, since we only hire a house for the Season and I knew I must live in London year-round if I was to be educated here.â
Of course Charlotte would have committed such a list to memory. But the discussion made Livia feel as if she were suspended high in the air by nothing more than embroidery threads: Neither she nor Charlotte knew anything firsthand about life outside the boundaries of their upbringing. âButâbut youâll have to pay to be lodged, wonât you?â
âYes. I have a few pounds put away. But I also plan to find work.â
âWhat kind of work? Youâve become notorious, Charlotte. You wonât ever become the headmistress of a school. You wonât even be able to work as a governess or a ladyâs companion.â
âTrue. But there are positions that do not require me to take charge of other