pain about it. Weâll never hear the end of it.â
Tobin laughed. âThatâs true. So what are you suggesting?â
âNothing. This conversation never happened.â She flashed him a grin and left the kitchen.
Tobin thought everyone was sleeping early the next morning when he walked out the front door, heading to work.
Heâd only reached the top porch step when he heard, âTobin Hale. I need a word with you. Right now.â
He faced Miz G and bit back a groan. She hadnât bothered to take out her curlers or change out of her flannel pajamas and fuzzy flippers. âIâm running late. Canât it wait?â
âNo. Kitchen. Now. And donât dawdle, sonny.â
Shit. Sheâd already seen the titty and dick cupcakes. He hadnât figured out a way to fix them last night, so heâd just left them and gone to bed.
Sure enough, Miz G stood by the counter, her arms crossed over her bony chest, the bunny head on her slipper flopping side to side as she tapped her foot impatiently. Sheâd peeled back the aluminum foil halfway on each pan. âCare to explain these?â
Tobin had decided to claim he was drunkâsad when that lie was better than the truth. So when he saw the pans she was pointing to, he did a double take. The dick cupcakes looked like pinwheels with the banana-shaped candies pressed into the frosting. And the titty cupcakes were flowersâflattened pieces of gumdrops shaped to resemble sugared rose petals, arranged around a hole in the center of the cupcake that was filled with strawberry-champagne preserves.
Jade. That little sneak. Sheâd come back down here last night and saved his bacon.
Totally unexpected.
Totally sweet.
He laughed with relief and delight because once again, Jade had shocked the hell out of himâin a good way.
Then Miz Gâs bony finger was drilling him in the chest. âI donât find this funny in the least. Dadgummit, boy, why didnât you tell me you had a flair for cake decorating?â
Flair
? Oh hell no. He had to nip this in the bud ASAP. âIt was a fluke.â
âHorse puckey. Tell me the truth.â
It wouldnât be fair to drag Jade into this so he said, âI used to make cupcakes with my grandma.â
A beat of silence passed.
âAnd after she passed on . . . you couldnât do it without thinking of her. Gol-durn it boy, I thought you were getting teary-eyed looking at the frosting last night, but I figured it mightâve been from fear that youâd gotten in over your head.â Her chin wobbled. âIâm sorry. Itâll be our secret.â
He hadnât lied, but sheâd gone a little farther with the half-truth than heâd expected. âIâd appreciate it.â
She patted his cheek. âHave a good day at work, dear.â
Chapter Six
A fter tossing and turning in bed for an hour, Jade got up and slipped her clothes on.
She opened her bedroom door slowly, unsure if it creaked. Not that she thought itâd wake GG, tucked away in her bedroom on the main floor.
The hallway light had been turned off. Two plug-in night-lights sent a bluish glow across the wood floor. She closed the door behind her, noticing Tobinâs door was shut.
As she passed the sitting room, she debated on playing a few hands of solitaire to wind down. Sheâd had that itchy need-to-do-something feeling from the moment sheâd woken up. It hadnât helped that GG left her to her own devices again, all day, so sheâd cleaned the house, scrubbing bathrooms, vacuuming everything, dusting and mopping floors. After lunch sheâd talked to her parents and that had been a fruitless endeavor, attempting to explain her continued restlessness. Their advice? To relax.
Relax. Right. Sheâd never mastered that particular skill. And people telling her to chill out when she
knew
she couldnât only increased her feeling of