examined the parcel while Agatha described the recent hate campaign against her in the village. âI thought it was all over,â she wailed.
âIt might be something innocent,â said Bill.
âWell, you open it!â said Agatha.
âIâm going to go ahead,â said Bill. âYou and Alice had better leave the kitchen. I really donât think itâs a bomb.â
âWeâll be in the garden,â said Agatha, shooing her cats outside to safety.
She and Alice waited anxiously while the cats chased each other over the grass. I wonder if there is such a thing as reincarnation, thought Agatha. I wouldnât mind coming back as a cat. But what if I ended up in a home with ghastly children who would torture me?
Bill opened the kitchen door. âYou can come in now. Itâs safe.â
Alice and Agatha walked into the kitchen. Bill had removed the brown paper wrapping to reveal a box of Belgian chocolates. A pink card was on top of the box. It read, âBest wishes from Carsely.â
âThere you are,â said Bill. âFalse alarm.â
âI still donât like it,â said Agatha. âLook! The box has been sealed on either side with bits of Scotch tape. I donât think it was like that in the shop.â
Bill took out a penknife and slit the tape. He lifted the lid of the box and then removed the quilted white paper that covered the top of the chocolates.
He let out a cry of alarm. An adder slid out of the box, and, in front of their horrified eyes, slid rapidly across the table, dropped to the floor and sped out into the garden.
âMy cats!â shrieked Agatha, running into the garden.
âCome back!â yelled Bill as Agatha frantically chased her cats around the garden, trying to catch them. But Hodge and Boswell thought it was a new game and kept racing away from her.
Bill and Alice seized Agatha and marched her back into the kitchen. âSit down, you silly woman,â roared Bill. âIâll get on to headquarters. We need a snake handler and a forensic team.â
Agatha tempted her cats indoors with a packet of pâté and sat shivering with shock despite the heat of the day. She retreated to her living room with her cats as the house filled up with men in white suits and a snake handler who began to search the garden.
Alice Peterson followed her in and took down a statement. Agatha had just finished speaking when they heard a cry: âGot it!â
Agatha went through to the kitchen, where the snake handler was holding a bag. âYour adder is nearly dead,â he said. âMight have been fed something to tranquillize it and get it into the box and been given too much. Of course, adders are in trouble. Thereâs been a lot of inbreeding and some of them are dying off. Pity.â
âWhat do you mean, âpityâ?â raged Agatha. âIt would relieve my mind if the whole lot perished.â
âNow, now,â admonished the snake handler. âTheyâre Godâs creatures.â
âI donât care if itâs dead,â said Agatha. âJust get it out of here!â
The snake handler had a freckled face and sandy hair. His wide blue eyes looked at Agatha with disapproval. âThis is Britainâs last venomous snake and we will do all we can to preserve it. We are taking DNA swabs of adders and moving them to different locations to stop inbreeding. So many of their natural habitats have been destroyed.â
âI repeat,â said Agatha through gritted teeth, âget it out of here.â She retreated to the sitting room and asked Alice if she might go to the local pub and leave the police to do their work. âYou have my mobile number,â said Agatha. âYou can phone me when you are finished.â
Alice checked with Bill and then returned to give Agatha permission.
In the garden of the Red Lion, Agatha phoned the newspapers and television and gave