nod.
Less than a minute later, weâd slipped through the basement door and flicked on the overhead light. The narrow stairwell led down about twenty feet, surrounded on either side by cinderblocks covered in chipped, graying paint. Two-thirds of the way down, the stairsâ oak planks became noticeably brittle and discolored, undoubtedly the consequence of a prior basement flood. Here, two stairs had caved in, exposing a crisscross of spider webs anchored between the stairwayâs structural beams.
âGive me your hand,â requested Steven. I obliged, and he gingerly placed a foot onto the plank below the cavity. âIt feels sturdy enough.â
Once safely on the lower stairs, Steven stabilized me and I duplicated his descent. A quick scan of the void beneath the stairs revealed little reason for excitement in our diamond hunt, so we descended the last few steps to the limestone cellar floor. A humid mustiness greeted us.
Upon the right wall at the base, we found another light switch, which Steven toggled several times to no effect. It was difficult, therefore, to gauge the extent of the cellar, for the single bulb of our narrow corridor illuminated only a small circlet of limestone at the top of the stairs. Steven pulled a flashlight from his utility belt and, turning the corner, panned the light around the room. He handed me a second, smaller flashlight.
âNot much to get excited about,â I commented. With the exception of a row of built-in, riveted-steel shelves along the wall farthest from the stairwell, the room was entirely empty and surrounded by the same dingy cinderblocksânot much opportunity to hide a safe or a secret room. I walked the circumference of the room and, playing Sherlock Holmes, tapped each of the walls with my fist, hoping to find a secret door or perhaps a façade covering a safe. I avoided looking back at Steven, fearing the look he was probably giving me right now, and not for the first time, I was beginning to doubt the perspicacity of my treasure hunt. But, being a kid at heart, I quickly banished the idea and continued my sonar.
âDo me a favor and check the floor stones too,â I suggested.
The remainder of my inquiry yielded no fruit, so I walked over to Steven who was hunched over, minutely investigating a pair of grubby stones next to the shelves.
âGot something?â I asked hopefully.
âThereâs a fossil clamshell embedded in the limestone over in the corner.â
âWonderful.â
âAnd this stone is definitely loose. And thereâs no grouting around it.â
âCan you move it?â I asked.
âIâll need a screwdriver. I donât think I can lift it with my â¦â Steven dug his fingernails between the two stones and grunted, âfingers.â
âDonât you have a screwdriver in your Batman belt?â I asked.
âDammit Jim, Iâm a home inspector, not a handyman.â
âAll right, McCoyââ
âExcuse me.â
I turned in horror.
âExcuse me,â repeated the stern voice above us.
Steven walked to the base of the stairs. Regina was standing at the top of the stairway, bathed in the harsh glare of the hanging bulb.
âYes maâam?â
âIs Mr. Fife down there with you?â
I turned the corner. âHi, Regina. I was just watching Mr. Crouch inspect the basement.â
âIâm very sorry, but I told youâyou canât be down here. The seller doesnât want any injuries and the last thing he needs is a lawsuit.â
âIâm sorry. Iâll be right up.â
âTurn on your walkie-talkie. Iâll call you if I find anything,â said Steven in a low voice.
With Stevenâs aid, I bypassed the chasm and joined Regina at the top of the stairs.
âIâll be up in just a minute, maâam. I need to finish documenting the damage down here.â
Regina frowned. âLike I said, Alex,